{"id":1846406,"date":"2023-02-14T10:35:07","date_gmt":"2023-02-14T15:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1846406"},"modified":"2023-02-14T10:35:44","modified_gmt":"2023-02-14T15:35:44","slug":"the-government-says-its-not-aliens-so-obviously-its-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/the-government-says-its-not-aliens-so-obviously-its-aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"The Government Says It\u2019s Not Aliens, So Obviously, It\u2019s Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">20<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fthe-government-says-its-not-aliens-so-obviously-its-aliens%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1846406&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47-->\n<p>Karine Jean-Pierre, White House Press secretary, mysteriously rematerialized Monday at the briefing-room podium to continue her daily disinformation campaign. However, before she handed over the microphone to another government disinformer she had one more nugget of propaganda.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd one last thing before I turn it over to the admiral. I just wanted to make sure we address this from the White House. I know there have been questions and concerns about this, but there is no \u2014 again, no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity \u2014 (laughter) \u2014 with these recent takedowns,\u201d She stated, in accordance with the official <a href=\"https:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/briefing-room\/press-briefings\/2023\/02\/13\/press-briefing-by-press-secretary-karine-jean-pierre-and-national-security-council-coordinator-for-strategic-communications-john-kirby-february-13-2023\/\">transcript<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAgain, there is no indication of aliens or [extra]terrestrial activity with these recent takedowns. Wanted to make sure that the American people knew that, all of you knew that. And it was important for us to say that from here because we\u2019ve been hearing a lot about it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cjournalists\u201d in the room yukked it up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you disappointed by that?\u201d one reporter probed (clearly exactly what an alien would ask).<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI \u2014 I\u2019m not \u2014 (laughter) \u2014,\u201d KJP said. A dead giveaway!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould you tell us if there were, really?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m just \u2014 you know, I loved \u2018E.T.,\u2019 the movie. But I\u2019m gon \u2014 I\u2019m just going to leave it there. (Laughter.) With that, with all seriousness, I know there\u2019s a lot of questions about the flying objects,\u201d the alien spokesman said.<\/p>\n<p>So there it is, definitive proof that there are aliens. The government lies about everything, and they\u2019ve just said there are no aliens, so clearly, there are aliens.<\/p>\n<p>But wait. Over the weekend, U.S. Air Force General Glen VanHerck (a made-up alien name if we\u2019ve ever heard one) refused to rule out the possibility that the three objects shot down over North American airspace over the last few weeks were extraterrestrial, informing reporters the military does not currently know exactly what they are or even how they stay afloat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not going to categorize them as balloons. We\u2019re calling them objects for a reason,\u201d VanHerck said in a press conference. \u201cI\u2019m not able to categorize how they stay aloft. It could be a gaseous type of balloon inside a structure or it could be some type of a propulsion system. But clearly, they\u2019re \u2014 they\u2019re able to stay aloft.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A reporter asked if the Pentagon can rule out extraterrestrial activity as a source of the objects they shot down, and VanHerck answered, \u201cI haven\u2019t ruled out anything at this point.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So if <em>he\u2019s <\/em>lying, then there aren\u2019t aliens. Unless even <em>that<\/em> is all part of the misdirection.<\/p>\n<p>This much we do know. The Pentagon\u2019s office for investigating potential UFO sightings received 366 reports in 2022. A preliminary <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2021\/06\/25\/1010382563\/the-truth-is-still-out-there-report-says-it-didnt-find-evidence-ufos-were-aliens\">report<\/a> released in June 2021<strong>\u00a0<\/strong>listed just 144 reports \u2014 covering a 17-year period. So, reports of UFOs have exploded. Of the 366 reports last year, the office was able to explain more than half of those events, but they\u2019ve got no clue what the rest were.<\/p>\n<p>In a year-end press <a href=\"https:\/\/www.defense.gov\/News\/Transcripts\/Transcript\/Article\/3249303\/usdis-ronald-moultrie-and-dr-sean-kirkpatrick-media-roundtable-on-the-all-domai\/\">conference<\/a>, a reporter asked if any evidence collected \u201cshows any one of these anomalies is a space alien.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt this time, the answer\u2019s no, we have nothing,\u201d said Ronald Moultrie, the undersecretary of defense for intelligence and security. He later added, \u201cWe have not seen anything that would \u2026 lead us to believe that any of the objects that we have seen are of alien origin, if you will.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So, obviously, more evidence that the aliens are here.<\/p>\n<p>Back at the White House, James Rosen, chief correspondent for Newsmax who has covered the White House for 187 years (possible alien, maybe a vampire), was the only reporter in the room to follow up on the denial of aliens.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy understanding is that the top officials in the Pentagon, when asked explicitly if they were ruling out any kind of extraterrestrial presence, said they weren\u2019t ruling anything out. And yet, at the beginning of today\u2019s briefing, albeit with her usual winning smile, Ms. Jean-Pierre seemed to rule out any extraterrestrial activity,\u201d Rosen said of the animatronically alien spokesman.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t think the American people need to worry about aliens, with respect to these craft. Period. I don\u2019t think there\u2019s any more that needs to be said there,\u201d National Security Council Coordinator for Strategic Communications John Kirby said in a robotic voice.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, the most famous Kirby in the universe hails from the distant Planet Popstar (check it out, it\u2019s real).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre mysteriously rematerialized at the briefing room podium on Monday to continue her daily campaign of disinformation, but before she handed the microphone over to another government disinformer, she had one final nugget of propaganda to deliver. \u201cAnd one last thing before I turn it over to the admiral. 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