{"id":1834532,"date":"2023-02-03T20:50:06","date_gmt":"2023-02-04T01:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1834532"},"modified":"2023-02-03T20:52:45","modified_gmt":"2023-02-04T01:52:45","slug":"allow-me-to-explain-leftist-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/allow-me-to-explain-leftist-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Allow Me To Explain Leftist Theory"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">12<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fallow-me-to-explain-leftist-theory%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1834532&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47-->\n<p><em>The following is the opening satirical monologue from\u201d<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1116-leftist-racism-kills\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Andrew Klavan Show.<\/a>\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The central purpose of this podcast is to bring the people of our nation together and heal the wounds of our divisions through compassion and understanding. Not really. But it\u2019s fun to play pretend.<\/p>\n<p>And sometimes, I know, in the heat of our political disagreements, it can begin to seem that those on the left side of the political aisle are nothing more than a degraded and self-deceived coven of moral deviants wallowing in the muck of their perversity while inventing lunatic theories to explain away their demonic evil, as they\u2019re egged on to heights of hysterical irrationality by scheming leaders who expertly play the keyboard of their emotional disorders to convince them that virtue lies in destructive policies that fill politicians\u2019 pockets with the hard-earned money of better men, at the same time increasing the power of a corrupt government until American freedom is gone and humanity is plunged into a thousand years of darkness before it can even attempt to relight the sacred flame of liberty.<\/p>\n<p>But when you calm down and step back a little, you can begin to see that leftists have some good points too. Some of them wear very attractive socks. And some of their women have pretty names like \u2026 Honoria \u2026 or Jim.<\/p>\n<p>But if you want to move toward real compromise and unity, I believe it helps to take a serious and objective look at leftist philosophy so you can begin to develop a true understanding of what these toxic dunderheads are prattling on about.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, what does the Left actually believe when it comes to gender? Why do leftist men wear dresses and pretend to have periods? Why won\u2019t leftist women bring you a damn sandwich so you don\u2019t have to keep getting up in the middle of the game? Also, all this child grooming? What\u2019s that about? What are they, perverts?<\/p>\n<p>Well, yes, they are. But also, they have a theory, developed by their greatest academic minds and then written down on a lunch tray with a crayon after they\u2019ve had their meds and it\u2019s nap time in the day room. According to leftist gender theory, there is absolutely no difference between men and women, and men can become women if they feel like women, who are absolutely the same as men, so if they do feel like women, they\u2019re the same as men, and can save money on nail polish. Gay men are men who like other men, who are the same as women, so that gay men are straight. Unless they\u2019re trans, in which case they\u2019re gay women who like other women, who are the same as men, so basically they\u2019re men who like women, and could have just started a family without babbling all that gender theory crap.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>What about race? I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard many leftists say \u2014 Critical Race Theory is not being taught in our schools. And you\u2019ve probably wondered: What is Critical Race Theory, and why do they keep lying about it? Well, Critical Race Theory holds that race is a social construct that doesn\u2019t really exist and it\u2019s all the fault of white people. CRT says that people should be treated equally and should not be forced to adopt white people\u2019s ideas like \u201cpeople should be treated equally.\u201d Most importantly, critical theorists point out that some dead white people, a social construct that doesn\u2019t exist, used to hold some dead black people, who also didn\u2019t exist, as slaves and so living white people who don\u2019t exist should give living black people who don\u2019t exist money because the dead black people don\u2019t need it and the living black people would like some money.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, there\u2019s the question of abortion. Leftists feel that it\u2019s moral to abort a baby up until the moment of birth because after birth, you can see the baby\u2019s face and can no longer lie to yourself about what you\u2019re doing. Although abortion is not a medical decision for the baby, they believe it is one that can be made for their health. The baby is not considered an individual until it can call 9-1-1 to say, \u201cHelp, my mother\u2019s trying to kill me.\u201d Before that, it\u2019s just part of a woman\u2019s body. It\u2019s the part that\u2019s a baby, hoping his mother accidentally sits on her phone so he can dial 9-1-1.<\/p>\n<p>Now that you understand leftist theory, I\u2019m sure the next time you see a leftist, you\u2019ll be able to greet him with a smile and a big wave, which hopefully will distract him as you sidle out the door and run for your life.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Andrew Klavan<\/a>\u00a0The Andrew Klavan Show hosts at The Daily Wire.\u00a0Klavan is a well-known political satirist, screenwriter for Hollywood and a novelist who has won numerous awards.\u00a0Klavan&#8217;s newest novel is\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&#038;qid=&#038;sr=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Strange Mind Habit<\/a>Book 2 in the Cameron Winter<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following is the opening satirical monologue from\u201dThe Andrew Klavan Show.\u201c The central purpose of this podcast is to bring the people of our nation together and heal the wounds of our divisions through compassion and understanding. Not really. But it\u2019s fun to play pretend. And sometimes, I know, in the heat of our political &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":1834535,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[5197,4717,5095],"class_list":["post-1834532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire","tag-explain","tag-leftist","tag-theory"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1834532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834532\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1834535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1834532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1834532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1834532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}