{"id":1826094,"date":"2023-01-27T10:51:48","date_gmt":"2023-01-27T15:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1826094"},"modified":"2023-01-27T10:53:10","modified_gmt":"2023-01-27T15:53:10","slug":"wanda-sykes-delivers-master-class-in-biden-protection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wanda-sykes-delivers-master-class-in-biden-protection\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanda Sykes Delivers Master Class in Biden Protection"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">16<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fwanda-sykes-delivers-master-class-in-biden-protection%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1826094&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47-->\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/wanda-sykes-Joe-Biden-documents-2.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\" alt=\"image\"   style=\"display:none\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>This month, President Joe Biden put comedians on the edge of their seats at late-night shows.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The leader of 80 years, who avoids difficult questions from the media, was caught with classified documents hidden in multiple places, some dating back as far as his Senate days.<\/p>\n<p>A few valuable documents ended up in his Delaware garage mere feet from his treasured \u201967 Corvette.<\/p>\n<p>Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel were among the far-Left figures who had to be interviewed <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodintoto.com\/late-night-biden-classified-prosecutor\/\">mention the scandal<\/a> They were involved in some capacity. They took turns diminishing the matter, evoking Biden\u2019s advanced age and circling back to President Donald Trump\u2019s docu-scandal as a distraction.<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t find anything here. Keep moving.<\/p>\n<p>Wanda Sykes is the newest member of the Biden family. She taught her peers how to use the Biden protection scheme and was a master at it.<\/p>\n<p>Sykes is the latest guest host at \u201cThe Daily Show,\u201d suggested she\u2019s going to get tough on Biden while bringing up the subject.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know how your 2023 has been going, but it has not been going well for President Joe Biden,\u201d She started. Her mood changed quickly from somber and light.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt this point, the FBI is just decluttering his house for him,\u201d She cracked (a truly funny line). \u201cThis list of spies does not spark joy.\u201d\u00a0Sykes then transitioned to \u201cspin mode,\u201d assuring her audience there\u2019s nothing to see here. She said it literally.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHonestly, this doesn\u2019t bother me at all,\u201d Preparing was the only acceptable method to frame Biden jokes for propaganda comedians, she stated.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s old.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t matter that Biden shakes hands and sings with invisible people. \u201cHappy Birthday\u201d He routinely or to read teleprompter cues in his speeches.<\/p>\n<p>Sykes should hear it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe man has been in public office for 238 years. I bet you most of the s*** he has isn\u2019t even classified anymore. You read his notes, and it\u2019s like, \u2018keep an eye on this Hitler guy.\u2019 It\u2019s just history now,\u201d She said.<\/p>\n<p>This is the moment to make the easy transition from Biden and Team GOP.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re teaching this stuff in schools \u2026 well, not in Florida,\u201d She said this in reference to Fake News reports about Gov. Ron DeSantis stops valuable information being shared in Sunshine State classrooms like black history and gay right.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a tour de force of progressive late night high jinks. <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Wanda_Sykes_Show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sykes\u2019 self-titled late night show<\/a> only lasted one season, but it\u2019s clear she learned a thing or two from the experience.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Late night \u201ccomedians\u201d Stephen Colbert and others like him are simply abusing the social-media cycle at this time.<\/p>\n<p>1) Use overtly political language to elicit clapping from a specific audience.<br \/>2) Trend on Twitter<br \/>3) Rinse, then repeat<\/p>\n<p>Colbert hasn\u2019t been funny for years.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ian Haworth (@ighaworth) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ighaworth\/status\/1471866526684831749?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 17, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>However, she had another ace in her bag thanks to her curious career track.<\/p>\n<p>Sykes spent seven years at the NSA, before she became a stand-up comedian. She also held a security clearance in her time at the agency.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sitting here, thinking, \u2018damn \u2026 what\u2019s in my garage?\u201d She said. \u201cI put that back, right?\u201d\u00a0Here\u2019s betting Stephen Colbert raised a glass to that maneuver.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, Sykes managed to strike a playful tone about the scandal.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn Biden\u2019s defense, at least he is cooperating with the FBI searches,\u201d She continued, pivoting effortlessly towards the Trump document matter. \u201cHe\u2019s been so cooperative, is he hoping [the FBI] do work around the house for him? \u2018You know, fellas,\u00a0I think I have some documents in the gutter. You might have to clear the leaves out first.&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We need to get facts checked.<\/p>\n<p>Sykes might not have the \u201cThe Daily Show\u201d gig for long. Comedy Central could choose another liberal comedian to take Trevor Noah&#8217;s place.<\/p>\n<p>Sykes&#8217; trial run was a success, and she did a nearly perfect job protecting Democrats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This month, President Joe Biden put comedians on the edge of their seats at late-night shows. The leader of 80 years, who avoids difficult questions from the media, was caught with classified documents hidden in multiple places, some dating back as far as his Senate days. 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