{"id":1808388,"date":"2023-01-17T12:03:55","date_gmt":"2023-01-17T17:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1808388"},"modified":"2023-01-17T12:04:21","modified_gmt":"2023-01-17T17:04:21","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-mocks-prince-harrys-frostbitten-genitals-story-have-you-heard-about-sir-sigmund-freud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/jimmy-kimmel-mocks-prince-harrys-frostbitten-genitals-story-have-you-heard-about-sir-sigmund-freud\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Prince Harry\u2019s Frostbitten Genitals Story: \u2018Have You Heard About Sir Sigmund Freud?\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">30<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fjimmy-kimmel-mocks-prince-harrys-frostbitten-genitals-story-have-you-heard-about-sir-sigmund-freud%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1808388&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47-->\n<p>Even <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/topic\/jimmy-kimmel\">Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> Is mocking <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/topic\/prince-harry\">Prince Harry<\/a>\u2019s now-viral story of his frostbitten penis and the Elizabeth Arden cream he slathered on it.<\/p>\n<p>A portion of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/topic\/royal-family\">British royal<\/a>\u2019s memoir \u201cSpare\u201d The Duke of Sussex&#8217;s personal story began to make the rounds on social media. Prince Harry recalled the incident that occurred following an arctic expedition in 2011, just ahead of Prince William and Kate Middleton\u2019s royal wedding.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized,\u201d Prince Harry is heard reading aloud the audiobook. \u201cI had been trying some home remedies, including one recommended by a friend. She\u2019d urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream.\u00a0\u2018My mom used that on her lips. You want me to put that on my todger?\u2019 \u2018It works, Harry. Trust me,\u2019\u201d He went on.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI found a tube, and the minute I opened it the smell transported me through time,\u201d Harry went on. \u201cI felt as if my mother was right there in the room. Then I took a smidge and applied it \u2026 down there. \u2018Weird\u2019 doesn\u2019t really do the feeling justice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On Monday night, Kimmel debuted a spoof children\u2019s book making fun of Harry\u2019s confession called \u201cThe Prince and the Penis.\u201d The illustrated book featured a cartoon of Prince Harry and an oversized illustration of a male sex organ in a winter coat and toboggan caps.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Prince Harry\u2019s book is so popular, they made a version for kids! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ThePrinceAndThePenis?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ThePrinceAndThePenis<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mV0Sfy4REL\">pic.twitter.com\/mV0Sfy4REL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JimmyKimmelLive\/status\/1615176712471601153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2023<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt the chilly North Pole, a silly young codger took a walk in the snow and froze his wee todger,\u201d The parody starts. \u201cThe skin was discolored, all purple and white, when Harry peered down, \u2018twas a terrible fright! Oh mummy, oh mummy, he cried with a scream, and from then on she appeared with some cream,\u201d the book continues, showing a version of Princess Diana up in the clouds.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy poor little prince, put this cream on your willy, it will lessen the ache and make it less chilly. But mummy, did you not put this on your lips? Oh yes my dear boy, and also my nips,\u201d the book goes on.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut do not delay or your knob be destroyed. But mummy, have you heard about Sir Sigmund Freud?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The spoof book ends with a cartoon of Princess Diana saving Harry\u2019After applying the cream, massage your penis. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd everyone lived happily ever after, in a castle next to Oprah\u2019s house,\u201d Kimmel quipped.<\/p>\n<p>Harry mentioned the story while promoting it on several late-night programs. \u201cSpare.\u201d The royal <a href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2023\/01\/11\/prince-harry-not-having-a-c-k-cushion-led-to-frostbitten-penis\/\">told<\/a> Stephen Colbert, \u201cWhen you\u2019re walking you\u2019re hot and you\u2019re trying not to sweat because the sweat freezes and once it\u2019s numb you don\u2019t know the pain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He said he didn\u2019t realize the extent of the issue until weeks later. Prince Harry claimed that there was \u201cnothing visible, nothing obvious, it was a slow deteriorating situation.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even Jimmy Kimmel is mocking Prince Harry\u2019s now-viral story of his frostbitten penis and the Elizabeth Arden cream he slathered on it. An excerpt from the British royal\u2019s memoir \u201cSpare\u201d started making the rounds on social media as readers were shocked that the Duke of Sussex would share such a personal story. 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