{"id":1805374,"date":"2023-01-13T22:34:14","date_gmt":"2023-01-14T03:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1805374"},"modified":"2023-01-13T22:34:41","modified_gmt":"2023-01-14T03:34:41","slug":"the-left-cancels-more-words-proving-once-again-we-are-wasting-our-lives-listening-to-mush-brained-parasites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/the-left-cancels-more-words-proving-once-again-we-are-wasting-our-lives-listening-to-mush-brained-parasites\/","title":{"rendered":"The Left Cancels More Words, Proving Once Again We Are Wasting Our Lives Listening To Mush-Brained Parasites"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">34<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fthe-left-cancels-more-words-proving-once-again-we-are-wasting-our-lives-listening-to-mush-brained-parasites%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1805374&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47-->\n<p>Here is the opening monologue of a satirical comedy. \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1113-the-leftist-culture-of-stupid-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>In a stunningly courageous blow against racism \u2014 or possibly just a pitiable but somehow hilarious waste of time \u2014 the University of Southern California\u2019s School of Social Work has decided to stop using the word \u201cfield.\u201d A school notice stated that \u201cWe have decided to remove the term field from our curriculum\u201d Because \u201cphrases such as \u2018going into the field\u2019 or \u2018field work\u2019 may have connotations for descendants of slavery and immigrant workers that are not benign.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now I know what you\u2019re thinking. You\u2019re thinking, \u201cOh, Klavan, you manic manufacturer of maniacal mayhem, sometimes your uproarious yet strangely seductive satire goes too far and becomes unbelievable by portraying leftists as subsisting at a level of amoeba-like stupidity virtually unimaginable in an even semi-sentient creature.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This is not a lie. And I didn\u2019t make that quote up either.<\/p>\n<p>The Dean of the USC\u2019s School of Social Work, Dr. Suzanne Amoeba, made the announcement at a press conference this week, between drooling and walking repeatedly into the same wall before figuring out a way to change direction. Dr. Amoeba stated, [quote] \u201cFrom now on, instead of using the deeply racist word \u2018field,\u2019 we will use benign expressions like \u2018that patch of grass over there,\u2019 as in the sentence, \u2018I might as well go and lay me down in that patch of grass over there because I\u2019m never going to get a job with a meaningless degree in Social Work from USC.\u2019\u201d [unquote]\n<p>Stanford University is another group that is working in the emerging field of language reform. This once-respected institution of higher learning has now become a pile whitish rock with a sign that says &#8220;Stanford University&#8221;. \u201cStanford University.\u201d Stanford residents want to eliminate such blatantly racist language. \u201cwhite paper,\u201d Because it implies that whiteness is synonymous with importance. The phrase will replace that phrase. \u201cvery important paper written by Caucasians.\u201d They also want to eradicate sexist language \u201cyou guys\u201d These words will be replaced by inoffensive words \u201cIt,\u201d Like in the sentence \u201cIt puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We at The Daily Wire don&#8217;t want to be left behind in this great march of progress. Therefore, we are working hard to get rid of offensive language.<\/p>\n<p>Daily Wire writers won&#8217;t use this phrase, for example, starting now \u201cmush-brained parasites who have contributed jack diddly squat to human thriving,\u201d It could be offensive to Stanford and USC administrators by how they are described. We won&#8217;t use the word \u201cwokesters\u201d We will not use the term &#8220;political opponents&#8221; to describe them, but we will silently roll our eyes and point our thumbs in their direction while saying it. \u201cmorons.\u201d When describing men who dress up as women and think they have therefore magically become women and want to force everyone to use the wrong pronoun to describe them so they don\u2019t have to face the truth, we will STILL use the term \u201ctrans-sexual,\u201d but we\u2019ll try not to laugh when we say it and we\u2019ll stop sneaking up behind them and making crazy-man faces while twirling our fingers next to our temples, unless we\u2019re really drunk and the urge is simply irresistible. We will stop using the sexist and outdated word &#8220;sexist&#8221; \u201cladies\u201d When referring to feminists, we will replace the term by \u201cslovenly screech hags who ruin everything.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Since the reform of language is progressive like Democrats and Emphysema and because all language has roots back in ancient history where EVERYONE (including Americans) was racist because there wasn&#8217;t yet America, we would eventually like to see all words removed from our common life so that people can communicate with non-racist grunts or gestures using sounds like \u201cuh uh uh,\u201d To translate: \u201cI have a degree in Social Work from USC,\u201d Or \u201cGah. Gah.\u201d To translate: \u201cI sure hope I can pay off this loan I had to take out to get through Stanford University, after which I might as well go and lay me down in that patch of grass over there and mourn the fact that I\u2019ve wasted my life listening to mush-brained parasites who have contributed jack diddly squat to human thriving.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\">Andrew Klavan<\/a> What is the host of? \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show\u201d The Daily Wire. Klavan, a popular political satirist as well as a screenwriter for Hollywood, is also an award-winning novelist. You can order Klavan&#8217;s new novel now: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&#038;qid=&#038;sr=\">A strange habit of mind<\/a>Book 2 in the Cameron Winter Mystery Series is titled.<\/p>\n<p>The opinions expressed in this satirical piece are the author&#8217;s and not necessarily those of The Daily Wire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following is the opening satirical monologue from \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show.\u201c In a stunningly courageous blow against racism \u2014 or possibly just a pitiable but somehow hilarious waste of time \u2014 the University of Southern California\u2019s School of Social Work has decided to stop using the word \u201cfield.\u201d A notice from the school said, &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":1805377,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[4548,6202,3691,9878,4216,14845,14843,14846,14844,6195,10459],"class_list":["post-1805374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire","tag-cancels","tag-daily","tag-left","tag-listening","tag-lives","tag-mush-brained","tag-parasites","tag-proving","tag-wasting","tag-wire","tag-words"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1805374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805374\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1805377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1805374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1805374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1805374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}