{"id":1792762,"date":"2023-01-02T12:04:54","date_gmt":"2023-01-02T17:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1792762"},"modified":"2023-01-02T12:05:03","modified_gmt":"2023-01-02T17:05:03","slug":"man-of-all-the-years-hunter-biden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/man-of-all-the-years-hunter-biden\/","title":{"rendered":"Hunter Biden, Man of All the Ages"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fman-of-all-the-years-hunter-biden%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1792762&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47-->\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Readers of this fine publication are well-versed in the fantastical misadventures of America\u2019s First Son, Hunter Biden.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Hunter was <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/men-of-the-year\/2019-man-of-the-year-hunter-biden\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/men-of-the-year\/2019-man-of-the-year-hunter-biden\/&#038;source=gmail&#038;ust=1672172528306000&#038;usg=AOvVaw1llluu3Fa8r8o-JKsG9TpO\">2019\u2019s<\/a> <em>Washington Free Beacon<\/em> The Man of the Year is a title that should have been given for every year thereafter. And as much as he\u2019s earned this year\u2019s award, we just can\u2019t bring ourselves to cheapen the prize by awarding him another trophy to toss in the back of his closet, next to the double-headed dildos and anal beads.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">If we give him the title again, we\u2019ll have to do it again in 2023, 2024, and beyond.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Because Hunter Biden is an amazing man.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">He is the apex degenerate. Pure animal.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Hunter Biden is the only person who can consistently deliver the goods year after year to the secretive Man Of The Year selection committee.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">We give up. We are done with all the deliberations. Hunter Biden is now and forever will remain the <em>Washington Free Beacon<\/em> The Man of All Years.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Hunter could not be stopped in 2022. The Laptop From Hell continues to bring the heat. There are crack smoking videos and the sex tapes with the footjob, as well as the texts and emails that go to the Big Guy. This list could go on and on. With the GOP poised for the House of Representatives to take power, 2023 will be another great year for our boy.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The <em>Free Beacon<\/em> has taken a lot of flak for these awards through the years\u2014critics say we glorify the hedonism of our subjects and groom our readers for future derelict behavior. Sometimes they might have a point.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">So, for this year and for all the years to come, we\u2019ll chart a different course for Hunter Biden. We are honoring Hunter\u2019s finest virtues, his honesty and his compassion.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Sure, Hunter may be selfish, but he\u2019s also shown an enormous capacity for compassion. Hunter convinced his father to <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/biden-administration\/yes-safe-smoking-kits-include-free-crack-pipes-we-know-because-we-got-them\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/biden-administration\/yes-safe-smoking-kits-include-free-crack-pipes-we-know-because-we-got-them\/&#038;source=gmail&#038;ust=1672172528306000&#038;usg=AOvVaw30_S5Y5H5k0wA0DdJP1lEP\">federally fund crack pipe<\/a> He established distribution centers all across the country to allow his fellow crackheads easy accessibility to drug paraphernalia to sustain their alternative lifestyles.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The man, for all his mistakes, failures, and troubles, is also extremely honest. He is like George Washington.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Is he adamant that he has never denied spending huge amounts of money on drugs and hookers? No. No. No. No.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Readers of this fine publication are well-versed in the fantastical misadventures of America\u2019s First Son, Hunter Biden.<br \/>\nThe post Man of All the Years: Hunter Biden appeared first on Washington Free Beacon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":164,"featured_media":1776665,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[544],"tags":[8287,4092,3620,3822],"class_list":["post-1792762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-free-beacon","tag-ages","tag-beacon","tag-biden","tag-hunter"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/164"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1792762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792762\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1776665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1792762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1792762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1792762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}