{"id":1785743,"date":"2022-12-24T09:04:13","date_gmt":"2022-12-24T14:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1785743"},"modified":"2022-12-24T09:04:19","modified_gmt":"2022-12-24T14:04:19","slug":"2022-man-of-the-year-bald-freaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/2022-man-of-the-year-bald-freaks\/","title":{"rendered":"2022 Man of the Year: Bald Freaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2F2022-man-of-the-year-bald-freaks%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1785743&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/bald-moty-main.png\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\" alt=\"image\"   style=\"display:none\"><\/div>\n<p>As arguably the most prominent female- and minority-led media outlet in America, the <em>Washington Free Beacon <\/em>is committed to driving inclusive progress informed by our firm belief that <em>representation matters<\/em>. That&#8217;s why we are so honored to present this Man of the Year award to a historically marginalized demographic that took the political world by storm in 2022.<\/p>\n<p>Bald freaks.<\/p>\n<p>They were represented everywhere this year\u2014on the ballot, on the nightly news, in our nightmares, and in federal prison. Ghastly gleaming domes in high-definition, bearing down on us like fleshy artillery rounds. It was just as we&#8217;d <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/bald-white-weirdos\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">predicted<\/a>. There was no escaping them.<\/p>\n<p>William, Duke of Cambridge, became William, Prince of Wales, and his stupid thumb-shaped head kept popping up on our screens because his younger brother married a psychopath. Senators Raphael Warnock (D., Ga.) and Mark Kelly (D., Ariz.) cruised to reelection despite the best efforts of NRSC chairman Rick Scott, who looks like the thing that busts out of that guy&#8217;s chest in <em>Alien<\/em>. <span class=\"jsx-3852835299 diff-chunk diff-chunk-equal diff-chunk-modified active\">He&#8217;s still easier <\/span><span class=\"jsx-3852835299 diff-chunk diff-chunk-inserted diff-chunk-modified active\">on the eyes than<\/span>\u00a0John Fetterman, the trust-fund ogre who won the U.S. Senate race in Pennsylvania by wearing cargo shorts and having a stroke.<\/p>\n<p>Lincoln Project founder Rick Wilson spent the year acting out on Twitter, likely due to some repressed teenage trauma, while struggling to get his <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/parody\/free-beacon-exclusive-founding-member\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">next grift<\/a> off the ground. We don&#8217;t have the emotional or intestinal fortitude to actually count up the number of random strangers whose wives he\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/parody\/rick-wilson-wife-plunderer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">claims to have slept with<\/a>, but we&#8217;re confident most people would find that number terribly upsetting and offensive, especially after seeing a photo of Rick Wilson. He still\u00a0had a better year than &#8220;Hottie Avenatti,&#8221; the scumbag lawyer, <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/that-time-the-media-dubbed-michael-avenatti-savior-of-the-republic\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">media darling<\/a>,\u00a0and onetime Democratic presidential frontrunner\u00a0who was handed a 14-year <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/media\/avenatti-cnn-fraud\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">prison sentence<\/a> for defrauding clients.<\/p>\n<p>No bald freak did more to advance awareness and boost representation of this marginalized community than Sam Brinton.\u00a0Several days after getting busted (the first time) for stealing women&#8217;s luggage from an airport baggage claim, the &#8220;genderfluid&#8221; nuclear waste czar <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/biden-administration\/slap-happy-thieving-nonbinary-biden-official-leads-spanking-seminar-at-sex-conference\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hosted<\/a>\u00a0a kink conference seminar on\u00a0the science of spanking and &#8220;turning butts red.&#8221; \u00a0The Biden administration eventually <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/biden-administration\/genderfluid-bag-thief-sam-brinton-sent-packing-from-biden-energy-department\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fired<\/a> the hairless oddity, who is most likely another blatant <a href=\"https:\/\/www.losangelesblade.com\/2022\/12\/09\/sam-brinton-a-story-too-good-to-be-true\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fraud<\/a> who managed to con his way into the liberal establishment. (How in the actual f\u2014 does this <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/democrats\/sam-bankman-fried-analysis\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">keep happening<\/a>?)<\/p>\n<p>Advancing inclusion through representation is about helping our fellow citizens realize that bald freaks are just like us. We win some, we lose some. We ignore our doctor&#8217;s advice and almost die. We hate our brothers&#8217; wives. We hate ourselves. We spent way too much time on social media. We occasionally commit felonies like stealing from a porn star. Every now and then we dress ourselves in pilfered women&#8217;s clothing and calculate &#8220;the spring force coefficient of a butt being spanked.&#8221; Above all, we&#8217;re imperfect.<\/p>\n<p>But at least we have hair on our heads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As arguably the most prominent female- and minority-led media outlet in America, the Washington Free Beacon is committed to driving inclusive progress informed by our firm belief that representation matters. That&#8217;s why we are so honored to present this Man of the Year award to a historically marginalized demographic that took the political world by storm in 2022.<br \/>\nThe post 2022 Man of the Year: Bald Freaks appeared first on Washington Free Beacon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":164,"featured_media":1785746,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[544],"tags":[8499,6962,3990,6032,4092,7453,4089,5734],"class_list":["post-1785743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-free-beacon","tag-man","tag-the","tag-3990","tag-bald","tag-beacon","tag-freaks","tag-free","tag-year"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1785743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/164"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1785743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1785743\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1785746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1785743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1785743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1785743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}