{"id":1782409,"date":"2022-12-21T08:17:30","date_gmt":"2022-12-21T13:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1782409"},"modified":"2022-12-21T08:17:34","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T13:17:34","slug":"do-you-know-the-worst-christmas-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/do-you-know-the-worst-christmas-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Do You Know The Worst Christmas Song?"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fdo-you-know-the-worst-christmas-song%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1782409&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The tree is trimmed, the gingerbread is baking, that thrill of hope is in the air. Surrounded by loved ones, you may find yourself rediscovering the true meaning of the Christmas season.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re at all like me, however, you may also be rediscovering something else: your true hatred for certain Christmas songs. Maybe it\u2019s Mariah\u2019s operatic exhibitionism or Bruce\u2019s incoherent mumbling. Maybe it\u2019s anything a cappella. God gave us instruments for a reason, people. Use them.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it\u2019s that line or two, added for rhyme but so <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2020\/12\/04\/top-5-worst-christmas-song-lyrics-ever\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">poorly written<\/a> it detracts from the whole. Do you really need to ask us if we \u201crecall\u201d who Rudolph is when you immediately go on to say he is, indeed, \u201cthe most famous reindeer of all\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s be honest, there are a lot of contenders. But unless you are a raging heathen, there is one clear loser, the worst Christmas song of all time. Other <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2017\/12\/18\/heres-christmas-pop-music-playlist-wont-drive-insane-schmaltz\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">holiday tunes<\/a> might have worse arrangements, worse lyrics, worse relentless a cappella beatboxing (for the love, just buy a drum), but none are as cheerfully, as insipidly, as brazenly blasphemous as our clear worst Christmas song ever: \u201cMary, Did You Know?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As my children can attest, I shout at the car radio every time the record comes on: Yes! She definitely knew!<\/p>\n<p>Let us recap the events, as recounted by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Luke%201&#038;version=KJV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">St. Luke<\/a>. The angel Gabriel appears to Mary with a message: \u201cAnd the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God. And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name Jesus. He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David: And he shall reign over the house of Jacob for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To put it another way, had Gabriel pursued a more rhetorical bent: \u201cMary, did you know that your baby boy will one day rule the nations? Why, yes, yes He will.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Is it possible Mary distrusted the angel or was too simple to understand his message? No, Luke contrasts the Annunciation with another angelic visitation precisely to highlight Mary\u2019s faith and understanding. Shortly before Gabriel appears to Mary, he visits a less trusting individual.<\/p>\n<p>Zacharias, although a priest and a righteous man, initially cannot bring himself to believe the angel\u2019s message about the upcoming birth of John the Baptist. Gabriel punishes him for this lack of faith, saying, \u201cBehold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak, until the day that these things shall be performed, because thou believest not my words.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One could thus compose a theologically accurate song called \u201cZacharias, Did You Know?\u201d and leave the answer appropriately silent, thereby imparting an important message about faith to the listener, albeit without as catchy a hook.<\/p>\n<p>The true song for the occasion of the Annunciation is \u201cThe Magnificat,\u201d beloved by Christians for<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019re at all like me, you may be rediscovering your true hatred for certain Christmas songs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":804,"featured_media":1782412,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[546],"tags":[6922,6919,10787,6044],"class_list":["post-1782409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-federalist","tag-christmas","tag-federalist","tag-song","tag-worst"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/804"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1782409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782409\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1782412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1782409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1782409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1782409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}