{"id":1778204,"date":"2022-12-16T21:47:54","date_gmt":"2022-12-17T02:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1778204"},"modified":"2022-12-16T21:47:57","modified_gmt":"2022-12-17T02:47:57","slug":"cambridge-dictionary-defines-woman-as-not-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/cambridge-dictionary-defines-woman-as-not-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Cambridge Dictionary Defines Woman As Not A Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">16<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fcambridge-dictionary-defines-woman-as-not-a-woman%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1778204&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The following is the opening satirical monologue from \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1110-don-t-call-groomers-groomers-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Cambridge Dictionary has changed the definition of the word woman to include, [quote] \u201can adult who lives and identifies as female though they may have been said to have a different sex at birth.\u201d [unquote]\n<p>Now, I know what you\u2019re thinking. You\u2019re thinking, \u2018Oh, Klavan, you sensual sultan of satirical something or other beginning with S, how is it possible that you could kumquat the jiggly puff of rectangular anesthesia, now that words no longer mean anything?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>But no, I am not garaging a hippopotamus! The Cambridge dictionary has actually changed the definitions of man and woman to reflect the new reality that reality no longer reflects reality so words should no longer catapult what gorgonzola oriental cat massage.<\/p>\n<p>The editor of the Cambridge Dictionary, Hamlet Mendacity, PhD, defended the change of definitions at the annual homosexual pedophile twerking competition of the American Teachers Union. In an impassioned speech given to a worried-looking 8-year-old boy, Dr. Mendacity said, [quote] \u201cThe time has come for words to be set free of the prison of their meanings so they can joyously run unencumbered through the rainbow fields of absolute nonsense, dancing with unicorns under pink clouds of glorious morning, if unicorns are defined as satanic deviants and glorious morning is defined as civilization-destroying moral corruption. Then at last we will have full tolerance of evil which the Cambridge Dictionary now defines as good. Now come on, little boy, let\u2019s get out of here and find someplace quiet.\u201d [unquote]\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The new edition of the dictionary also contains other revised definitions. For instance, the word \u201cdictionary\u201d is now defined as \u201ca spineless capitulation to elite social pressure,\u201d the word \u201cdefinition\u201d is defined as \u201ca meaningless string of absurdities constructed at random by influential grifters,\u201d and the phrase \u201cemperor\u2019s new clothes\u201d is defined as \u201cclothes.\u201d Dr. Mendacity said he hoped these changes would serve as an aid to \u201cpolitical resistance,\u201d which is now defined as \u201cutter capitulation to the whims and machinations of the powerful.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Although some people \u2014 like women and men \u2014 objected to the definitional changes because they undermined mental health and moral behavior by dismissing the inescapable gender identity conferred upon humans by the only body they will ever have and thus spat in the face of our creator, a strategy that has a long history of working out badly both for the civilizations that are no longer with us and the individuals whose despairing screams from the depth of eternal hellfire can sometimes be heard in the still of night as a forewarning of your own doom if you happen to be the editor of the Cambridge Dictionary, others thought the new definitions were great.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Trans Activist Raymond Scuzz, whose pronouns are \u201cuh oh\u201d and \u201cthat pervert over there,\u201d says the definition will help put an end to hate speech because words won\u2019t mean anything so who cares what you say. Scuzz discussed the matter during a break from Drag Queen Story Hour where he was reading the new children\u2019s book, \u201cBilly Gets A Nice Piece of Candy from a Friendly Stranger.\u201d Scuzz said, [quote] \u201cLook, some people are trans. Get over it. If a person wants to be called a woman and use female pronouns, what\u2019s the big deal? Why do these haters care so much that we want to force them to lie in service of a deviant ideology that seeks to destroy the natural basis of human existence in order to replace the family with Marxist tyranny? I mean if a starving anorexic decided to identify as fat, would you go around saying, \u2018No, you\u2019re thin, you have to eat or you\u2019ll die,\u2019 or if someone wanted to identify as a bird, would you say, \u2018No, if you jump off that building flapping your arms you\u2019ll plummet to your death?\u2019 Of course not! That would be fat-bird-o-phobic! And it would stigmatize mental illness by suggesting someone\u2019s insane delusion was out of touch with reality, which the Cambridge Dictionary now defines as \u2018a unicorn under pink clouds of glorious morning.\u2019\u201d [unquote]\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Leftists and other groomers say they\u2019re eager to see the NEXT edition of the dictionary which they feel will finally oblong the streetlamp of toenail in order to flowerpot the bridle of Ontario and thus make it much easier to spew their nonsensical and destructive crap.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show&#038;source=gmail&#038;ust=1663776358757000&#038;usg=AOvVaw2lHm_ZdswXr4ZRFDBRYWtn\">Andrew Klavan<\/a>\u00a0Is the host of The Andrew Klavan Show at The Daily Wire. A popular political satirist and Hollywood screenwriter, Klavan is also an award-winning novelist. Be sure to order his new novel today:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&#038;qid=&#038;sr=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref%3Dtmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding%3DUTF8%26qid%3D%26sr%3D&#038;source=gmail&#038;ust=1663776358757000&#038;usg=AOvVaw2A-PHu0ZqsrknbrIeJJFOp\">A Strange Habit of Mind<\/a>, book two in the Cameron Winter Mystery series.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views expressed in this satirical\u00a0article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following is the opening satirical monologue from \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show.\u201d The Cambridge Dictionary has changed the definition of the word woman to include, [quote] \u201can adult who lives and identifies as female though they may have been said to have a different sex at birth.\u201d [unquote] Now, I know what you\u2019re thinking. 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