{"id":1770921,"date":"2022-12-09T22:18:10","date_gmt":"2022-12-10T03:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1770921"},"modified":"2022-12-09T22:18:11","modified_gmt":"2022-12-10T03:18:11","slug":"why-democrats-and-republicans-remind-me-of-gorgo-versus-godzilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/why-democrats-and-republicans-remind-me-of-gorgo-versus-godzilla\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Democrats And Republicans Remind Me Of \u2018Gorgo Versus Godzilla\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">20<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fwhy-democrats-and-republicans-remind-me-of-gorgo-versus-godzilla%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1770921&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p><em>The following is the opening satirical monologue from \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1109-spies-r-them-2\">The Andrew Klavan Show.<\/a>\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The time has come for each and every American to make a choice: Are we going to allow the Democrats to destroy democracy in the name of saving democracy, or will we insist that Republicans save the Constitution by destroying the Constitution? It\u2019s kind of like watching Gorgo fight Godzilla and deciding who to root for while they\u2019re both reducing Tokyo to rubble.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0To help you make the decision \u2014 between the Democrats and Republicans not Gorgo and Godzilla \u2014 but really, what\u2019s the difference? Anyway, to help you make the decision, let\u2019s review the news of the week.<\/p>\n<p>Twitter Chief Elon Musk had journalist Matt Taibbi release internal emails which would have shown FBI plants tampering with the last election by censoring information if the emails hadn\u2019t been tampered with by an FBI plant, censoring the information. Reporters reacted to the news by condemning Taibbi for reporting the news which they said deeply hurt journalism by doing journalism.<\/p>\n<p>At this point, Democrats chimed in to say, yes, they had colluded with sinister intelligence officials and a corrupt media to destroy democracy by spreading disinformation but only so they could stop disinformation from destroying democracy.<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump reacted by saying we now have to terminate the Constitution in order to save the Constitution and then said he hadn\u2019t said we should terminate the Constitution, only that we should cancel the last election and install him as president, which would terminate the Constitution thereby saving the Constitution.<\/p>\n<p>Republicans reacted to Trump\u2019s comments with shock and said we need to leave Trump behind and move forward with new leadership by moving backward to old leadership. Then at last Republicans can stop all this chaos and restore calm by doing absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Democrats took time off from calling for the destruction of Israel and its six million Jews in order to strongly condemn Kanye West for calling for the destruction of Israel and its six million Jews. West, a Nazi black man, has teamed up with Milo Yiannopoulos, a Nazi homosexual, in order to finally realize Adolf Hitler\u2019s dream of a truly diverse Aryan race, full of blond haired and blue eyed manly men who are black and gay. To prove that he\u2019s not mentally ill, Kanye gave yet another interview wearing a full face mask like a mentally ill person. In this interview, Ye said that the Jews were going to have to forgive Hitler. And let me just pause here to say, as a Jew who is also a Christian, forgiving Hitler IS on my to-do list \u2014 it\u2019s just very, very far down. It\u2019s on the list just below reading \u201cThe Big Book of Feminist Theory\u201d and just above re-reading \u201cThe Big Book of Feminist Theory\u201d because I couldn\u2019t believe what a load of garbage it was the first time. But somewhere between those two readings, I\u2019m going to forgive Hitler.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, batcrap crazy black man Raphael Warnock defeated batcrap crazy black man Herschel Walker for a Senate seat in Georgia. Warnock, who says that Jesus would support abortions, condemned Walker for funding an abortion because that was wrong. Now Warnock actually is an ordained minister in the holy church of Whoop-de-doodlism, and he found evidence for his theology in the Bible verse Mark 10:14, in which Jesus says, \u201cSuffer the little children to come unto me, and I will rip them limb from limb, then suck out their brains.\u201d Which does, in fact, prove that if Warnock is going to write down his fantasies, he probably shouldn\u2019t write them in his Bible, it\u2019s just confusing. In any case, with Warnock supporting Christ-like abortions and Walker paying for abortions with Christ-like charity, the entire election was like a beautiful re-enactment of the Christmas story \u2014 or at least that one part of the story where all the children get slaughtered.<\/p>\n<p>So \u2014 now that we\u2019ve covered the news of the week, let me return to what I said at first: it\u2019s time for Americans to come to a decision. Are we just going to cower under our desks whimpering in despair while a bunch of venal, brainless weasels destroy our great country? Or will we be men, and crawl out from under our desks whimpering in despair, then run very fast, still whimpering in despair, until we reach the Mexican border, where we\u2019ll be stopped by border guards because they aren\u2019t doing anything else anyway. Personally, I\u2019m just going to stay under the desk, because at my age it\u2019s hard to run fast and whimper at the same time. But if anyone can hear my voice in Mexico: Please. Send help.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show&#038;source=gmail&#038;ust=1663776358757000&#038;usg=AOvVaw2lHm_ZdswXr4ZRFDBRYWtn\">Andrew Klavan<\/a>\u00a0Is the host of The Andrew Klavan Show at The Daily Wire. A popular political satirist and Hollywood<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following is the opening satirical monologue from \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show.\u201d The time has come for each and every American to make a choice: Are we going to allow the Democrats to destroy democracy in the name of saving democracy, or will we insist that Republicans save the Constitution by destroying the Constitution? 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