{"id":1759923,"date":"2022-12-02T12:34:25","date_gmt":"2022-12-02T17:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1759923"},"modified":"2022-12-02T12:34:30","modified_gmt":"2022-12-02T17:34:30","slug":"friday-news-dump-putin-poops-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/friday-news-dump-putin-poops-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY NEWS DUMP: Putin Poops Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">12<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Ffriday-news-dump-putin-poops-pants%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1759923&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>Old and busted: Brownshirts.\u00a0<strong>New hotness<\/strong>: Brown<em>pants<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What happened<\/strong>: Russian president Vladimir Putin pooped himself after falling down the stairs and landing on his Donbass, according to an anti-Kremlin media <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/12\/02\/putin-fell-down-stairs-soiled-himself-amid-health-woes-report\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">source<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The 70-year-old dictator reportedly\u00a0slipped and fell at his official residence in Moscow earlier this week. The impact caused Putin to &#8220;involuntarily defecate&#8221; due to &#8220;cancer affecting his stomach and bowels,&#8221; the Telegram channel &#8220;General SVR&#8221; reported.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why it matters<\/strong>:\u00a0The embarrassing incident is yet another stain on the authoritarian&#8217;s legacy, and appears to confirm the rumors surrounding Putin&#8217;s ailing health. He is believed to be suffering from cancer and Parkinson&#8217;s disease while overseeing the disastrous war in Ukraine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Crucial context<\/strong>: Putin is 10 years younger than President Joe Biden, who was <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrsT106\/status\/1454389989521907716\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">rumored<\/a> to have defecated in his pants during a meeting with Pope Francis at the Vatican last year.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What happens next<\/strong>: Many are wondering: Who is Putin&#8217;s number two? The dictator&#8217;s fecal misadventure will increase speculation about\u00a0succession plans in the event of his demise.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Go deeper<\/strong>:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/media\/politico-putin-scandal\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Politico Honors Vladimir Putin as Climate Influencer of the Year<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happened: Russian president Vladimir Putin pooped himself after falling down the stairs and landing on his Donbass, according to an anti-Kremlin media source.<br \/>\nThe post FRIDAY NEWS DUMP: Putin Poops Pants appeared first on Washington Free Beacon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":97,"featured_media":1759926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[544],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1759923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-free-beacon"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/97"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1759923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759923\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1759926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1759923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1759923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1759923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}