{"id":1695582,"date":"2022-10-14T06:30:07","date_gmt":"2022-10-14T10:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1695582"},"modified":"2022-10-16T12:27:11","modified_gmt":"2022-10-16T16:27:11","slug":"kurt-schlichter-instead-of-a-national-divorce-how-about-a-national-backlash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/kurt-schlichter-instead-of-a-national-divorce-how-about-a-national-backlash\/","title":{"rendered":"Kurt Schlichter: Instead of a National Divorce, How About a National Backlash?"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">24<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fkurt-schlichter-instead-of-a-national-divorce-how-about-a-national-backlash%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1695582&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p dir=\"ltr\" id=\"isPasted\">Dumping the libs and their garbage, blue cities \u2013 figuratively throwing their junk out on the lawn just in time for the sprinklers to go off \u2013 is so tempting and sounds so sweet. If only we could wave a magic wand and make the weirdos, losers, and mutations of the left just go away, along with annoying states like New Jersey. After all, they are pretty much a significantly less hot Amber Heard, and they are figuratively doing to America what she did to Johnny Depp&#8217;s bed.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Pack your stuff, libs, and get out. You&#8217;re someone else&#8217;s problem now.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">But as much fun as it is to simply wish our pinko ex would just disappear and that we in red America could buy a Porsche, rent a condo, lose some weight and get some hair plugs, then hook up with an eager actress\/model\/whatever half our age, that doesn&#8217;t work out when middle-aged accountants do it, and it won&#8217;t work out for us if we try it as a country. The devil is in the details, and the details get really, really devilish.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I discuss a national divorce in my most recent non-fiction book, &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/columnists\/kurtschlichter\/2022\/07\/12\/excerpt-well-be-back-n2610101\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">We&#8217;ll Be Back: The Fall and Rise of America<\/a>,&#8221; but I show the consequences of one in my seventh and latest novel in the &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B01M0H7WQZ\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;linkCode=sl1&#038;tag=townhallmedia-20&#038;linkId=a9928c41a5d43e225796f7e3263a71b1&#038;language=en_US\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">People&#8217;s Republic<\/a>&#8221; series, the just-released &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0BHZVDRFS?&#038;linkCode=sl1&#038;tag=townhallmedia-20&#038;linkId=59d0a286ec930a202ce5bc1960d634ad&#038;language=en_US&#038;ref_=as_li_ss_tl\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Inferno<\/a>.&#8221; Beyond all the new book&#8217;s gunplay and shooting \u2013 there&#8217;s a lot \u2013 and its cruel mockery of woke, liberal nonsense \u2013 there&#8217;s a lot of that too \u2013 &#8220;Inferno&#8221; gets into the weeds about what happens when you split a country in two.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The answer is not a lot of good.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">When was the last time you heard of a happy divorce, especially when the exes have to live next door to each other? And they would \u2013 right next door to us. A national divorce means splitting up the country. This state goes blue, that one red. Some places are easy to take \u2013 yeah, blues, Chicago is all yours. But what about the rest of Illinois? Once you get out of Beetlejuice&#8217;s hellhole, you are mostly among normal Americans who like America, know which bathroom to use, and don&#8217;t murder each other with gleeful abandon. What, are we going to leave them behind the lines?<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">That&#8217;s not going to work well, especially when the blue rulers decide to turn blue America into a giant college campus and mandate that everyone sits to pee as a Harrison Bergeron-esque nod toward urination equity.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">My &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B01M0H7WQZ\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;linkCode=sl1&#038;tag=townhallmedia-20&#038;linkId=a9928c41a5d43e225796f7e3263a71b1&#038;language=en_US\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">People&#8217;s Republic<\/a>&#8221; novels, the first one having come out in 2016, all deal with America splitting into red and blue, and these novels have a real problem. I always tried to take reality one step beyond the plausible to satirize the insanity and evil of blue America if it was suddenly unchained to normal \u2013 i.e., red \u2013 America, and no matter what madnesses I predicted over the last six years, from pronoun laws to social credit scores (&#8220;privilege levels&#8221;), the reality has always more than<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dumping the libs and their garbage, blue cities \u2013 figuratively throwing their junk out on the lawn just in time for the sprinklers to go off \u2013 is so tempting and sounds so sweet. If only we could wave a magic wand and make the weirdos, losers, and mutations of the left just go away, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1695584,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[547],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1695582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-bongino-report"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1695582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695582\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1695584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1695582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1695582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1695582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}