{"id":1652404,"date":"2022-09-22T05:04:54","date_gmt":"2022-09-22T09:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1652404"},"modified":"2022-09-22T05:05:22","modified_gmt":"2022-09-22T09:05:22","slug":"guest-column-eat-my-brain-pudding-its-delicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/guest-column-eat-my-brain-pudding-its-delicious\/","title":{"rendered":"GUEST COLUMN: Eat My Brain Pudding, It\u2019s Delicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">16<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fguest-column-eat-my-brain-pudding-its-delicious%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1652404&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/\">Satire<\/a> <\/p>\n<p class=\"article-excerpt\">&#8216;Joe Biden is not a question of fitness to serve as president&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>   <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/author\/joseph-r-biden\/\" title=\"Posts by Joseph R. Biden\" class=\"author url fn text-red-700\" rel=\"author\">Joseph R. Biden<\/a> \u2022 September 22, 2022 4:59 am  <\/p>\n<p><em>Editor&#8217;s note<\/em>:\u00a0<em>The opinions expressed in this column are solely those of the author, Joseph R. Biden, writing in his personal capacity as an American citizen and Scranton-born train enthusiast. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the <\/em>Washington Free Beacon or those of Joseph R. Biden in his official capacity as President of the United States.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>My fellow Americans,<\/p>\n<p>I just did 29 push-ups. The real kind, no knees. Think you can beat that? Of course I&#8217;m not as young as I used to be. Back in those days we used to drive out to the colored, excuse me, the east side of Wilmington. I was the only honky lifeguard on duty and and the third-best power forward in the state of Delaware. We used to play in the projects, called the Bucket, I swear to God. There was a young punk named Shoelace who tried to boost my signet ring during a three-on-three, shirts and skins. I was always on the skins team, or I wouldn&#8217;t play. Let&#8217;s just say I gave him the full Irish. You shoulda seen the look on his face. It&#8217;s like my old man used to tell me.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m writing this to declare that my mental is focused. One hundred percent. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. Of course I respect the rights of the people\u2014&#8221;We hold this truth, all men and women well endowed by their creator, equal&#8221;\u2014to have their own opinions. People might say &#8220;You&#8217;re old&#8221; or &#8220;Joe Biden isn&#8217;t fit to be serve the presidents of United States.&#8221; Just watch me. Try to fight me. Go ahead. Your fat ass wouldn&#8217;t last a goddamn minute in the Bucket. My brain is the pudding, and that&#8217;s proof. Eat me and find out. Honest to God.<\/p>\n<p>Barack and I, excuse me, Dr. Jill and her husband\u2014that&#8217;s me\u2014couldn&#8217;t be more proud of our 17<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Editor&#8217;s note:\u00a0The opinions expressed in this column are solely those of the author, Joseph R. Biden, writing in his personal capacity as an American citizen and Scranton-born train enthusiast. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the Washington Free Beacon or those of Joseph R. 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