{"id":1599506,"date":"2022-08-10T16:01:37","date_gmt":"2022-08-10T20:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1599506"},"modified":"2022-08-10T16:02:09","modified_gmt":"2022-08-10T20:02:09","slug":"20-things-the-feds-probably-planted-in-the-boxes-they-took-from-trumps-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/20-things-the-feds-probably-planted-in-the-boxes-they-took-from-trumps-house\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Things The Feds Probably Planted In The Boxes They Took From Trump\u2019s House"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">28<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2F20-things-the-feds-probably-planted-in-the-boxes-they-took-from-trumps-house%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1599506&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>Nine-and-a-half hours of secret snooping, 15 evidence boxes, and a jaunt through the former first lady\u2019s closet later, it\u2019s unclear what exactly FBI agents were looking for and ultimately recovered during their raid of former President Donald Trump\u2019s home in Florida.<\/p>\n<p>Given the bureau\u2019s long track record of malfeasance, however \u2014 concocting an elaborate Russia collusion hoax, branding conservative parents as domestic terrorists, labeling anodyne right-wing symbols as extremist dog whistles, entrapping Americans in plots to kidnap radical governors, concluding a stand-off by murdering dozens of children, rigging an election by hiding information that harmed their preferred candidate, and egging on protesters and rioters before branding them as insurrectionists, just to name a few \u2014 it isn\u2019t too hard to imagine that some of the things the FBI recovered from Mar-a-Lago weren\u2019t recovered at all, but <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/julie_kelly2\/status\/1557391436370395148?s=12&#038;t=baB7KhhrZP8AToNJeXdSgA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">planted<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We won\u2019t know what the FBI found at Trump\u2019s domicile until somebody leaks it to the media as part of a calculated, pre-election info-op, but here are 20 best guesses as to what they might have, shall we say, <em>contributed<\/em>.<\/p>\n<h2>1. Cocaine from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed<\/h2>\n<p>Evidence that\u2019s been wrongly labeled as \u201cdisinformation\u201d is the easiest kind to inconspicuously lift and plant in the residence of a former president.<\/p>\n<h2>2. Glossy 8\u00d710 of Vladimir Putin<\/h2>\n<p>With \u201cI <3 Putin><\/p>\n<h2>3. Joe Biden Voodoo Doll<\/h2>\n<p>Pins are sticking out of its head because, see? Biden isn\u2019t senile! It\u2019s Trump\u2019s fault.<\/p>\n<h2>4. An Inscription in a 2021 Playboy Calendar<\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s the only marking in the otherwise crisp planner. On the little square for Jan. 6, it reads, \u201cRemember to do insurrection.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>5. Magazine Clippings of Volodymyr Zelensky Photos Marred with Scribbled Devil Horns<\/h2>\n<p>Sorry, Zelenskyyy*<\/p>\n<h2>6. A Handwritten Note<\/h2>\n<p>It declares, \u201cRay Epps is a hero and definitely not a fed.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>7. A Diary<\/h2>\n<p>From the entry on page one:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aoc\/status\/1477000469318885385?lang=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">December 31, 2021<\/a> \u2014 I\u2019m so mad. The only reason I colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election was to get close enough to AOC to date her, but she keeps rejecting me. I now have no choice but to project my sexual frustrations onto her boyfriend\u2019s feet and spend the evening curled up watching my fellow white supremacists on Fox News. Wish I could tweet about it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2>8. Official Typed and Notarized Memo to File<\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s dated two weeks before the 2020 election but includes a notary stamp dated August 8, 2022, and says: \u201cI, Donald Trump, believe that Joe Biden will receive 81,268,924 votes in the safest and most secure election in American history and become our most popular legitimately elected president ever. Also, Joe Biden definitely doesn\u2019t have Alzheimer\u2019s, and his son Hunter is a victim of the vast, right-wing conspiracy.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>9. Crack from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed<\/h2>\n<p>Also previously labeled \u201cdisinformation\u201d and not to be confused with the separate cocaine stash.<\/p>\n<h2>10. Dartboard with Nancy Pelosi\u2019s Face on It<\/h2>\n<p>The FBI has it labeled with an evidence tag reading, \u201cDrumpf\u2019s plans to assassinate the Speaker.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>11. Flash Drive with BOMBSHELL Video of Trump Allegedly Cavorting with Underage Sex-Trafficking Victims<\/h2>\n<p>Except the video is clearly from Hunter Biden\u2019s laptop, it\u2019s obvious somebody used a free online meme template to replace the crackhead with Trump\u2019s head, and the file properties show it was created on Aug. 9 in the FBI\u2019s Washington Field Office by somebody with the username \u201ccwray.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>12. Meth from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed<\/h2>\n<p>Not to be confused with the separate cocaine and crack stashes.<\/p>\n<h2>13. A Hideous Women\u2019s Dress, Size 4<\/h2>\n<p>Because we know the FBI didn\u2019t find one of these in its secret pillage of Melania\u2019s wardrobe\u2026 and what else are the media supposed to talk about at Christmastime?<\/p>\n<h2>14. A \u2018Let\u2019s Go, Brandon\u2019 Foam Finger<\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s sticking out of a box labeled, \u201cVIOLENCE.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>15. A Framed Transcript of Trump\u2019s Charlottesville Remarks<\/h2>\n<p>The phrase \u201cVery Fine People\u201d adorns the top of the page in a title script. But for space, the words, \u201cand I\u2019m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally,\u201d have been edited out.<\/p>\n<h2>16. Heroin from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed<\/h2>\n<p>You know the drill.<\/p>\n<h2>17. A VHS Copy of the Pee Tape<\/h2>\n<p>Labeled \u201cthis thing I totally did.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>18. Photocopy of the FBI\u2019s Plans To Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer<\/h2>\n<p>Turns out it was Trump all along.<\/p>\n<h2>19. Body Paint<\/h2>\n<p>One black tube is labeled \u201cfor racist parties only \u2014 NO PHOTOS.\u201d And an orange tube is marked \u201cfor all other days.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>20. Professional-Grade Rhinoceros Tranquilizers from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed<\/h2>\n<p>No explanation necessary.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\" \/>\n<div class=\"article-author-description fst-italic\">\n  Kylee Griswold is an assistant editor at The Federalist. She previously worked as the copy editor for the Washington Examiner magazine and as an editor and producer at National Geographic. She holds a B.S. in Communication Arts\/Speech and an A.S. in Criminal Justice and writes on topics including feminism and gender issues, religion, and the media. 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