{"id":1543232,"date":"2022-07-07T16:34:13","date_gmt":"2022-07-07T20:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1543232"},"modified":"2022-07-07T16:34:22","modified_gmt":"2022-07-07T20:34:22","slug":"martha-stewart-jokes-that-shes-wished-friends-would-die-because-she-had-crushes-on-their-husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/martha-stewart-jokes-that-shes-wished-friends-would-die-because-she-had-crushes-on-their-husbands\/","title":{"rendered":"Martha Stewart Jokes That She\u2019s Wished Friends Would Die \u2014 Because She Had Crushes On Their Husbands"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">34<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fmartha-stewart-jokes-that-shes-wished-friends-would-die-because-she-had-crushes-on-their-husbands%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1543232&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>DIY maven Martha Stewart joked on Thursday that she had quietly wondered whether certain friends might die to clear the way for her to make a move on their husbands.<\/p>\n<p>Stewart made the comments during an appearance on \u201cDear Chelsea,\u201d comedian <a href=\"https:\/\/dailywire.com\/news\/chelsea-handler-has-a-lot-of-definitions-for-pro-life-none-involve-protecting-babies\/\">Chelsea Handler\u2019s<\/a> podcast, and explained that she didn\u2019t have it in her to be \u201ca home-wrecker\u201d and the alternative was simply waiting for nature to take its course.<\/p>\n<p>Handler shared a clip from her podcast along with the caption, \u201cWe\u2019re going to need some men to spice up @MarthaStewart\u2019s love life. Check out a new episode of Dear Chelsea streaming now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>WATCH:<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">We\u2019re going to need some men to spice up <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarthaStewart?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@MarthaStewart<\/a>\u2019s love life. Check out a new episode of Dear Chelsea streaming now. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GMc0VNANHX\">pic.twitter.com\/GMc0VNANHX<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chelseahandler\/status\/1545075614037684233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 7, 2022<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Handler kicked off the conversation by asking Stewart whether she had any romantic prospects on the horizon.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSpeaking of men, what\u2019s going on in your love life these days?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNothing,\u201d Stewart\u2019s reply was adamant, and she shook her head for emphasis. \u201cAbsolutely zero \u2026\u00a0I had two mad crushes in the last month, which is really good for me. But it turns out, you know, one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine and I just \u2014 he\u2019s so attractive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know, you can\u2019t be a home wrecker,\u201d Handler interjected.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, I\u2019m not. I\u2019ve never been a home wrecker. I\u2019ve tried really hard not to be. I\u2019ve had the opportunity to be a home-wrecker and I have not taken anybody up on it,\u201d Stewart continued. \u201cAnd that\u2019s really where \u2014 that\u2019s where I meet men. They\u2019re all married to friends of mine or something like that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, it\u2019s very difficult because I think there are certain ages we go through where it\u2019s very tempting because you wanna believe that, \u2018Oh, maybe this relationship that they\u2019re in is temporary,&#8217;\u201d Handler prompted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOr maybe they\u2019ll die,\u201d Stewart suggested. \u201cI always think, oh gosh, couldn\u2019t that person just die.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe wife?\u201d Handler queried.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah! Not \u2014 not painfully. Just die \u2026 But it, it hasn\u2019t worked out,\u201d Stewart added.<\/p>\n<p>Stewart, who is 80, also weighed in on the aging process during the podcast, telling Handler how she really feels about it. \u201cI don\u2019t think about age or aging. I do not think about it,\u201d she said. \u201cMy favorite thing about getting older is absolutely not one thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Handler recently declared \u2014 following a brief stint <a href=\"https:\/\/dailywire.com\/news\/there-are-too-many-white-men-chelsea-handler-announces-shes-ready-to-come-back-to-late-night-tv\/\">guest-hosting<\/a> for comedian Jimmy Kimmel \u2014 that she would like to return to late-night television.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DIY maven Martha Stewart joked on Thursday that she had quietly wondered whether certain friends might die to clear the way for her to make a move on their husbands. Stewart made the comments during an appearance on \u201cDear Chelsea,\u201d comedian Chelsea Handler\u2019s podcast, and explained that she didn\u2019t have it in her to be &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":93,"featured_media":1547025,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1543232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/93"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1543232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543232\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1547025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1543232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1543232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1543232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}