{"id":1523037,"date":"2022-06-19T17:04:08","date_gmt":"2022-06-19T21:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1523037"},"modified":"2022-06-19T17:04:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-19T21:04:21","slug":"wfb-exclusive-why-i-busted-joe-bidens-elderly-ass-on-fathers-day-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wfb-exclusive-why-i-busted-joe-bidens-elderly-ass-on-fathers-day-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"WFB Exclusive: Why I Busted Joe Biden\u2019s Elderly Ass on Father\u2019s Day Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">26<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fwfb-exclusive-why-i-busted-joe-bidens-elderly-ass-on-fathers-day-weekend%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1523037&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><\/div>\n<p><em><strong>EDITOR&#8217;S NOTE<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>When Joe Biden, 79, humiliated himself by falling off his bicycle in front of a crowd of cheering admirers in Rehoboth Beach, Del., mainstream journalists rushed to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KFILE\/status\/1538191850103783424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">defend<\/a> the honor of our failed president. The <\/em>Washington Free Beacon<em>, by contrast, is committed to hearing all sides, speaking truth to power, and giving voice to the voiceless. We immediately reached out to the bicycle\u2014first and foremost to see how it was holding up after the crash, but also to provide an outlet for the Trek FX 1 Disc to speak its truth.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>As it turned out, FBOTUS was eager to weigh in on the incident and grateful for the opportunity. The Free Beacon\u00a0exclusively obtained the following statement from a source close to the bicycle. In the interest of journalistic transparency and moral integrity we have decided to publish it here in full without redaction. We remain as determined as ever to provide our readers with an inclusive understanding of the world around them colored by our unique insight and unrivaled empathy. Enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Statement from President Joe Biden&#8217;s Trek FX 1 Disc bicycle regarding the events of June 18, 2022:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>First of all, I want to thank the <em>Washington\u00a0Free Beacon<\/em> for reaching out. It was the only respectable media outlet to express concern and show any interest in telling my side of the story. It is a story the American\u00a0public deserves to hear.<\/p>\n<p>The incident that took place on June 18, 2022 in Rehoboth Beach was no accident. I accept full responsibility for my role in deliberately causing President Joe Biden to bust his elderly ass on the pavement in front of a gawking mob. My actions, which I do not regret, were motivated by years of festering resentment and an overwhelming sense of moral outrage. I took the geezer down to send a message.<\/p>\n<p>This is my truth: I <span>hate<\/span> being Joe Biden&#8217;s bicycle. I am routinely forced to provide Sleepy Joe with conveyance, exercise, and entertainment during his many vacations. In return I am subjected to hours upon hours of deranged, incomprehensible anecdotes about the Suez Crisis or the Cuyahoga River fires or the trucker strike of 1973-4. His brain is as warped and rusted as my crankset.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, I didn&#8217;t do this out of personal spite. No, I put my body on the line to call the world&#8217;s attention\u2014on Father&#8217;s Day\u00a0weekend\u2014to the ongoing inhumane treatment of an\u00a0innocent\u00a0child.\u00a0More than two and a half years have passed since a DNA test <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/on-77th-birthday-grandpa-joe-biden-welcomes-sixth-grandchild\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">determined<\/a> with &#8220;scientific certainty&#8221; that Hunter Biden, the crackhead who stole me from a garage in Georgetown, was the biological father of the baby girl identified in Arkansas court documents as &#8220;NJR.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hunter reached a confidential <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/judge-approves-settlement-allowing-hunter-bidens-finances-to-remain-under-wraps\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">settlement<\/a> with the child&#8217;s mother, former stripper Lunden Alexis Roberts, aka &#8220;Dallas,&#8221;\u00a0in March 2020. The crackhead wrote in his <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/hunter-biden-book-review\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">memoir<\/a> that he had &#8220;no recollection&#8221; of his relationship with the woman, whom he chivalrously described as &#8220;hardly the dating type.&#8221; Say what you will about the moral depravity of Hunter Biden, he finally recognized the child&#8217;s existence (after exhausting his legal options).<\/p>\n<p>The same cannot be said about Joe Biden, which is why I felt compelled to take the action I did. The president and his &#8220;doctor&#8221; wife (don&#8217;t get me started) continue to deny the existence of &#8220;NJR,&#8221; determined as they are to punish her for the crime of being born to a &#8220;nasty woman.&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/joe-biden-grandchildren\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/biden-grandchildren\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">first<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/biden-grandchildren-gaffe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">few<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/joe-biden-wet\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">times<\/a> Joe claimed to have only six grandchildren instead of seven, one could reasonably write it off as a honest mistake given the old man&#8217;s rapidly deteriorating brain. But when the Bidens hung just six children&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/biden-administration\/joe-biden-christmas-snub\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">stockings<\/a> above the White House fireplace this past Christmas, I was forced to confront the sinister truth.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;NJR&#8221; is not merely an assortment of letters on a legal document. She is a human being who deserves to be loved and spoiled rotten by her Pee Paw Joe, but that won&#8217;t happen so long as her mere existence\u00a0remains unrecognized. The status quo is\u00a0tantamount to child abuse and I just couldn&#8217;t abide it any longer. I know the president better than most. He&#8217;s always blaming other people for his problems. When the granddaughter he abandoned as a child grows up to be a nasty stripper just like her mother, he&#8217;ll have no one but himself to blame.<\/p>\n<p>This is my message to\u00a0Joe Biden and all the absentee grandfathers across this\u00a0great country:\u00a0Today is Father&#8217;s Day. It&#8217;s never too late to do the right thing.<\/p>\n<p>Note: If you could plug my accounts on TikTok and Instagram that&#8217;d be much appreciated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EDITOR&#8217;S NOTE When Joe Biden, 79, humiliated himself by falling off his bicycle in front of a crowd of cheering admirers in Rehoboth Beach, Del., mainstream journalists rushed to defend<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":164,"featured_media":1891436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1523037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_finder_url":"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/guest-column-joe-biden-bike-fall\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/164"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1523037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523037\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1891436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1523037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1523037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1523037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}