{"id":1479136,"date":"2022-05-18T08:15:24","date_gmt":"2022-05-18T12:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1479136"},"modified":"2022-05-18T08:15:28","modified_gmt":"2022-05-18T12:15:28","slug":"stephen-kruiser-kamala-harris-exists-to-make-joe-biden-seem-coherent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/stephen-kruiser-kamala-harris-exists-to-make-joe-biden-seem-coherent\/","title":{"rendered":"Stephen Kruiser: Kamala Harris Exists to Make Joe Biden Seem Coherent"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">22<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fstephen-kruiser-kamala-harris-exists-to-make-joe-biden-seem-coherent%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1479136&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><\/div>\n<h4>Top O\u2019 the Briefing<\/h4>\n<p>Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. A-tisket, a-tasket, that\u2019s grandma\u2019s Klonopin in the basket.<\/p>\n<p>Since January of last year, regularly scheduled criticisms of Vice President Kamala Harris have become a staple here at the Morning Briefing, sort of like crossover episodes with Dick Wolf television shows <em>(FBI, FBI: Most Wanted, and FBI: International<\/em> in one show?!?!? PINCH ME.).<\/p>\n<p>Under the rules established by the left, we\u2019re never supposed to criticize persons of color, especially if said person identifies as a woman because of the presence of a uterus or other coincidental female organs. With that in mind, let me say this to the leftist trolls out there: I know, I know: racism, sexism, everythingism.<\/p>\n<p>But, come on, it\u2019s nigh on impossible to refrain from pointing out that Madame Veep is the Number One \u201cHold my beer,\u201d person in this unmitigated disaster of a presidency. It\u2019s been firmly established that neither Harris nor her boss should be allowed within a hundred yards of a microphone or a camera. Ever.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/vodkapundit\/2022\/05\/16\/kamala-harris-embarrasses-the-nation-again-work-together-times-five-times-in-30-seconds-n1598168\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Our own Vodkapundit chronicled<\/a> Harris\u2019s latest round of treating the English language like a prisoner at Gitmo:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Alleged Vice President Kamala Harris certainly has a way with words, similar to the relationship the sixth-grade bully has with other kids\u2019 lunch money.<\/p>\n<p>Before we get to the clip and the patented VodkaPundit Quick &#038; Dirty Transcript\u2122, take a moment to ponder that Harris appears to be reading from prepared notes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Here\u2019s the clip from the post:<\/p>\n[embedded content]\n<p>I\u2019m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she wants us to work together.<\/p>\n<p>Reiterating what Mr. Green wrote: it looks like this was planned. That would mean that Harris has speechwriters whose relationship with English is as dysfunctional as hers.<\/p>\n<p>When President LOLEightyonemillion steps up to a microphone and begins mangling a language he once spoke with ease we get it. The guy has obviously lost a step or two thousand. His second in command is only 57-years-old, which is barely middle-aged these days. She went to law school, where they have to speak in public.<\/p>\n<p>Yet here we are.<\/p>\n<p>While I don\u2019t like to attribute any competence to Team Biden, I am beginning to think that his handlers had Kamala Harris in mind for the second spot on the ticket all along. Joe Biden appears to be the epitome of oratorical brilliance and competence when side-by-side with Harris.<\/p>\n<p>I sincerely hope that the English language survives two more years of this.<\/p>\n<p>If we just work together between now and 2024 we can help save it by working together when we work together.<\/p>\n<h4>Everything Isn\u2019t Awful<\/h4>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This woman recreated the Mona Lisa.<\/p>\n<p>The coolest part?<\/p>\n<p>She painted it entirely with plants.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd2f <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/MwKI02zPUD\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">pic.twitter.com\/MwKI02zPUD<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Goodable (@Goodable) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Goodable\/status\/1526257064602894337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">May 16, 2022<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h4>PJ Media<\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/columns\/stephen-kruiser\/2022\/05\/17\/kruisers-the-worst-of-times-for-the-week-of-may-9-may-15-2022-n1596861\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>Kruiser\u2019s \u2018The Worst of Times\u2019<\/strong><\/span> for the Week of May 9\u2014May 15, 2022<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/vodkapundit\/2022\/05\/16\/what-happens-when-a-country-goes-all-in-on-the-green-agenda-200-dead-as-sri-lanka-literally-runs-out-of-gas-n1598311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>VodkaPundit. <\/strong><\/span>Could It Happen Here? 200 Dead, as Sri Lanka Literally Runs Out of Gas<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/victoria-taft\/2022\/05\/16\/its-show-time-for-john-durham-n1598096\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">It\u2019s Show Time for John Durham<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/columns\/kevindowneyjr\/2022\/05\/16\/put-a-fork-in-portland-n1598289\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Put a Fork in Portland<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/vodkapundit\/2022\/05\/16\/kamala-harris-embarrasses-the-nation-again-work-together-times-five-times-in-30-seconds-n1598168\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>VodkaPundit, Part Deux. <\/strong><\/span>Kamala Harris Embarrasses the Nation Five Times in 30 Seconds<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/athena-thorne\/2022\/05\/16\/reuters-uses-image-of-paintball-guns-in-ukraine-war-story-n1598328\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>Oops. <\/strong><\/span>Reuters Uses Image of Paintball Guns in Ukraine War Story<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/matt-margolis\/2022\/05\/16\/fauci-accidentally-gives-the-nation-the-best-reason-to-vote-trump-in-2024-n1598304\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Fauci Accidentally Gives the Nation the Best Reason to Vote Trump in 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/columns\/david-solway-2\/2022\/05\/16\/does-the-arc-of-the-moral-universe-bend-toward-justice-n1598278\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Does the Arc of the Moral Universe Bend Toward Justice?<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/chris-queen\/2022\/05\/16\/politico-laments-that-the-gop-doesnt-want-to-work-with-biden-n1598299\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>WONDER WHY?!?!? <\/strong><\/span>Politico Laments That the GOP Doesn\u2019t Want to Work With Biden<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/matt-margolis\/2022\/05\/16\/former-trump-official-writes-childrens-book-on-the-russian-collusion-hoax-n1598178\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Former Trump Official Writes Children\u2019s Book on the Russian Collusion Hoax<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/robert-spencer\/2022\/05\/16\/liz-cheney-house-gop-leadership-has-enabled-white-nationalism-white-supremacy-and-anti-semitism-n1598246\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>Oh. <\/strong><\/span>Liz Cheney: House GOP Leadership \u2018Has Enabled White Nationalism, White Supremacy, and Anti-Semitism\u2019<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/culture\/megan-fox\/2022\/05\/16\/5-ways-johnny-depp-lawyer-wrecked-amber-heard-on-cross-examination-n1598378\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">5 Ways Johnny Depp Lawyer Wrecked Amber Heard on Cross-Examination<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/columns\/dennis-prager\/2022\/05\/17\/politifact-is-to-fact-what-pravda-was-to-truth-n1598449\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>Prager. <\/strong><\/span>PolitiFact Is to Fact What Pravda Was to Truth<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/columns\/kevindowneyjr\/2022\/05\/16\/if-democrats-really-wanted-equality-theyd-treat-criminals-equally-n1598220\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">If Democrats Really Wanted Equality, They\u2019d Treat Criminals Equally<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/richardfernandez\/2022\/05\/16\/the-war-of-the-zombie-empires-n1597774\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The War of the Zombie Empires<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/culture\/megan-fox\/2022\/05\/17\/jury-wont-look-at-amber-heard-says-attorney-in-the-gallery-n1598409\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jury \u2018Won\u2019t Look at Amber Heard,\u2019 Says Attorney in the Gallery<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/chris-queen\/2022\/05\/16\/only-3-of-the-top-100-colleges-feature-conservative-graduation-speakers-this-year-n1598233\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Guess How Many Graduation Speakers at Top Colleges Are Conservative?<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/matt-margolis\/2022\/05\/16\/after-ignoring-waukesha-biden-to-visit-buffalo-after-shooting-n1598195\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">After Ignoring Waukesha, Biden to Visit Buffalo After Shooting<\/a><\/p>\n<h4>Townhall Mothership<\/h4>\n<h4>VIP<\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/columns\/stephen-kruiser\/2022\/05\/17\/mcdonalds-exit-from-russia-gets-no-moral-bonus-points-while-its-still-chummy-with-china-n1598454\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>Me.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>McDonald\u2019s Exit From Russia Gets No Moral Bonus Points While It\u2019s Still Chummy With China<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/vodkapundit\/2022\/05\/16\/crash-burn-woke-disney-in-full-blown-public-relations-fiasco-n1598237\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>VodkaPundit, Part Trois. <\/strong><\/span>Crash &#038; Burn: Woke Disney in \u2018Full-Blown Public Relations Fiasco\u2019<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/matt-margolis\/2022\/05\/16\/joe-biden-still-just-a-lame-old-white-guy-n1598360\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Joe Biden, Still Just a Lame Old White Guy<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/news-and-politics\/matt-margolis\/2022\/05\/16\/has-starbucks-finally-pushed-me-away-n1598316\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Has Starbucks Finally Pushed Me Away?<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/redstate.com\/tonykatz\/2022\/05\/16\/dc-outside-ep-63-what-if-the-only-thing-you-have-left-is-the-lie-n565427\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span><strong>GOLD <\/strong><\/span>DC Outside: Ep. 63 What If the Only Thing You Have Left Is the Lie?<\/a><\/p>\n<h4>Around the Interwebz<\/h4>\n<p class=\"c-title pmc-u-font-size-20 pmc-u-font-size-38@tablet pmc-u-font-size-46@desktop-xl u-text-align-center@mobile-max u-letter-spacing-0025 pmc-u-line-height-normal u-line-height-45@tablet pmc-u-padding-t-1 pmc-u-padding-t-050@mobile-max\"><a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/2022\/05\/warren-buffet-paramount-global-stake-1235025442\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Warren Buffett Reveals $2.6B Investment In Paramount Global<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lifehacker.com\/stop-saying-these-things-when-you-don-t-know-how-to-pro-1848932584\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Stop Saying These Things When You Don\u2019t Know How to Pronounce Someone\u2019s Name<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/posts\/worst-tv-shows-rotten-tomatoes?utm_source=RSS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">50 of the Worst TV Shows Ever Made, According to Rotten Tomatoes<\/a><\/p>\n<h4>Smells Like Onion<\/h4>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Law-Abiding Citizen Keeps Herself On Track With Weekly Cheat Day <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/x0xg6krSzF\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/t.co\/x0xg6krSzF<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/epl7z7cjGo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">pic.twitter.com\/epl7z7cjGo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Onion (@TheOnion) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheOnion\/status\/1525936563934449674?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">May 15, 2022<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h4>The Kruiser Kabana<\/h4>\n<h5><span><strong>Kabana Gallery<\/strong><\/span><\/h5>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Little River <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/renoir?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#renoir<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/pierreaugusterenoir?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#pierreaugusterenoir<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kID9A37yVl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/t.co\/kID9A37yVl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3U2tsVH8gL\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">pic.twitter.com\/3U2tsVH8gL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Auguste Renoir (@artist_renoir) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/artist_renoir\/status\/1526036616493637634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">May 16, 2022<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h5><span><strong>Kabana Comedy<\/strong><\/span><\/h5>\n[embedded content]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top O\u2019 the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. A-tisket, a-tasket, that\u2019s grandma\u2019s Klonopin in the basket. Since January of last year, regularly scheduled criticisms of Vice President<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":489,"featured_media":2315279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1479136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/489"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1479136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479136\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2315279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1479136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1479136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1479136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}