{"id":1450484,"date":"2022-04-22T14:01:46","date_gmt":"2022-04-22T18:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1450484"},"modified":"2022-04-22T14:01:50","modified_gmt":"2022-04-22T18:01:50","slug":"13-things-that-lasted-longer-than-cnn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/13-things-that-lasted-longer-than-cnn\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Things That Lasted Longer Than CNN+"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2F13-things-that-lasted-longer-than-cnn%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1450484&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><\/div>\n<aside id=\"aside1\" class=\"left\">\n<\/aside>\n<p>CNN+, as Julio <a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/tipsheet\/juliorosas\/2022\/04\/21\/cnn-shutting-down-n2606172\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">reported<\/a> on Thursday, is drawing its final breaths before being mercifully shut down on April 30th, after some 32 days in existence. Not to belabor the point (okay maybe) but to add important context, here are a few things that lasted longer than CNN+ will have on its final day at the end of the month.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kim Kardashian&#8217;s marriage to Kris Humphries \u2014 72 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Kim Kardashian&#8217;s marriage to former basketball player Kris Humphries (72 days) lasted 2.25x longer than CNN+ (32 days). <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hecR14owut\">pic.twitter.com\/hecR14owut<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Morning Brew ?? (@MorningBrew) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MorningBrew\/status\/1517206028697354241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 21, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jeffrey Epstein in jail \u2014 35 Days<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Financier and certified creep Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell on August 10, 2019 \u2014 ruled a suicide \u2014 35 days after being arrested on an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2021\/12\/02\/nyregion\/jeffrey-epstein-charges.html\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">indictment<\/a> he organized a conspiracy to sexually exploit young women.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pope John Paul I&#8217;s reign \u2014 33 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Just more than one month after becoming Pope in 1978, JPI was found dead, reportedly of a heart attack, at age 65. His was the shortest reign <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/world\/europe\/pope-john-paul-sainthood-death\/2021\/12\/07\/64f04338-47d1-11ec-beca-3cc7103bd814_story.html\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">since<\/a> the 1600s, but it was still longer than CNN+&#8217;s existence.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tom Brady&#8217;s &#8220;retirement&#8221; \u2014 40 days\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Tom Brady&#8217;s 40 day retirement lasted longer than CNN+<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ForAmerica\/status\/1517171040530616320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 21, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>The Senate trial of Bill Clinton \u2014 36 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After the House of Representatives voted to impeach President Bill Clinton on December 19, 1998, the Senate began its trial on January 7, 1999 that ran until he was acquitted in a Senate vote on February 12, 1999.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Falklands War \u2014 74 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today is the 40th anniversary of the start of the Falklands War. 2nd Apr 1982, Argentine amphibious landings began on the Falkland Islands, leading to the British Government deploying a taskforce, and the liberation of the Islands, following 74 days of conflict. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/nUyqNlZdYj\">pic.twitter.com\/nUyqNlZdYj<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Commando Training (@CommandoTRG) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CommandoTRG\/status\/1510183191935688707?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 2, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>The food in your cupboards \u2014 2+ months<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>According to a list published by USA Today your onions, peanuts, winter squash, apples, tea, peanut butter, and dozens of other common items will stay fresh and edible longer than CNN+ existed.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Transitory&#8221; inflation \u2014 14 months (and counting)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Biden administration&#8217;s attempts to avoid blame for rising consumer prices that currently sit at 40-year highs included calling the trend &#8220;transitory&#8221; and &#8220;temporary.&#8221; But after month upon month of new record price increases, the allegedly non-lasting pressure on the economy has far outlived CNN+ which was dubiously portrayed as the &#8220;biggest bet any company has made&#8221; in the streaming world.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Flood \u2014 40 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You know, that one \u2014 Noah, the ark, lots of animals. CNN+ managed to launch and fold in less time than it took to flood the entire planet and drain it again in time for the animals to go on their merry way under a shining rainbow.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Cavemen sitcom \u2014 42 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The failed sitcom spun off from the neanderthals popularized by GEICO commercials only ran from October 2 to November 13, 2007. Yet the cavemen were around longer than CNN+&#8217;s supposedly exclusive offering.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Short-lived sitcom CAVEMEN, inspired by GEICO commercials and starring Bill English, Nick Kroll, and Sam Huntington, debuted 12 years ago today in 2007 on ABC. It ran for six episodes; seven others never aired. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ForgottenTV?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ForgottenTV<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vBuvozxGfp\">pic.twitter.com\/vBuvozxGfp<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 TVObscurities (@tvobscurities) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tvobscurities\/status\/1179516408662650883?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 2, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Brood X cicadas \u2014 42 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/POTD?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#POTD<\/a>: Burrow, emerge, breed, die, repeat ??<\/p>\n<p>Brood X cicadas live above ground for 4-6 weeks and spend most of their time feeding and mating before they die off.<\/p>\n<p>??: Jeremy Hogan <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9UHwrD0m32\">pic.twitter.com\/9UHwrD0m32<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Discovery (@Discovery) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Discovery\/status\/1403478043721666569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The buzzing creatures whose carcasses littered gutters and sidewalks last summer stuck around just barely more than one month, but that&#8217;s still longer than CNN+ managed to cling to life.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>New Coke \u2014 79 days<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/OTD?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#OTD<\/a> in 1985 &#8211; Coca-Cola introduces \u201cNew Coke,\u201d a decision that proves to be an epic marketing and PR disaster. 79 days later the company brought back &#8220;Coke Classic.&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ushistory?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ushistory<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NewCoke?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#NewCoke<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FoyTJUpRLn\">pic.twitter.com\/FoyTJUpRLn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Edward T. O&#8217;Donnell, Historian-at-Large (@InThePastLane) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/InThePastLane\/status\/1253291033154248705?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 23, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The soda-world-upending reformulation of the legendary cola lasted from April 23 until July 11, 1985. Another corporate disaster, but one that lived longer than CNN+.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joe Biden&#8217;s failed 1988 and 2008 presidential campaigns \u2014 106 and 335 days, respectively.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The current president&#8217;s first unsuccessful attempt at the White House lasted from June 9 until September 23, 1987. His second losing run went from January 31, 2007, until January 3, 2008. Even though his third run in 2020 was his longest time on the presidential campaign trail, he managed to avoid being seen by most of the public by hiding in his basement, sort of like CNN+&#8217;s presumably inadvertent ending as an unwatched platform.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN+, as Julio reported on Thursday, is drawing its final breaths before being mercifully shut down on April 30th, after some 32 days in existence. 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