{"id":1432669,"date":"2022-04-12T09:29:36","date_gmt":"2022-04-12T13:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1432669"},"modified":"2022-04-12T09:29:52","modified_gmt":"2022-04-12T13:29:52","slug":"cnn-is-dead-on-arrival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/cnn-is-dead-on-arrival\/","title":{"rendered":"CNN+ Is Dead on Arrival"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">10<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fcnn-is-dead-on-arrival%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1432669&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p class=\"subheading\">\u201cInvestment in CNN+,<strong>\u00a0<\/strong>the streaming service\u00a0launched\u00a0two weeks ago, is expected to be cut dramatically in response to low adoption,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/www.axios.com\/newsletters\/axios-am-1f7e6d55-5b2b-418a-ab8f-65089df65a88.html?chunk=4#story4\">reports<\/a> the far-left Axios.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe new company leadership<strong>\u00a0<\/strong>has yet to decide the fate of CNN+. CNN\u2019s new chief, Chris Licht, starts May 1,\u201d the report adds.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"D-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"gmxrevmore\" class=\"H\"><\/figure>\n<div id=\"attachment_20625464\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/media.breitbart.com\/media\/2022\/04\/GettyImages-1341372446.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Stephen Colbert and Chris Licht, winners of the Outstanding Variety Special (Live) award for \u2018Stephen Colbert\u2019s Election Night 2020: Democracy\u2019s Last Stand Building Back America Great Again Better 2020,\u2019 pose in the press room during the 73rd Primetime Emmy Awards at L.A. LIVE on September 19, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Rich Fury\/Getty Images)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>There are only two words there that matter, and those words would be \u201clow\u201d and \u201cadoption.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which, please allow me to add my own two words: a \u201ctee\u201d and a \u201chee.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B2\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<p>Now that Discover and WarnerMedia have merged into Warner Bros. Discovery, a whole new regime is in charge of CNNLOL, and if there are any adults over at the new company, CNN and the lying, violent pigs who work there are in for a reckoning.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless, what could bring more joy to the hearts of righteous men everywhere than bad news for the lying, violent pigs at CNN?<\/p>\n<p>What a beautiful morning this is! The sky is blue. The air is clean. A family of deer just loped through my yard, and the bluebirds are singing as they bring me breakfast on a silver tray.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, now that Americans have <a href=\"https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/politics\/2022\/04\/11\/nolte-why-medias-moral-panic-ukraine-failed-reboot-bidens-presidency\/\">snapped out<\/a> of the media manipulation behind the war in Ukraine, CNNLOL\u2019s ratings have slipped back to where they belong (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.adweek.com\/tvnewser\/friday-april-8-scoreboard-the-five-remains-no-1-on-cable-news-in-total-viewers\/505070\/\">in the toilet<\/a>), and CNN+ is the very disaster we all knew it would be.<\/p>\n<p>No one watches CNN. But CNN is so arrogant, so eager to pose as a force, disgraced former CNN chief Jeff Zucker still launched CNN+.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B3\" class=\"a8d adSo\"><\/figure>\n<div id=\"attachment_9483430\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/zuckerdestroyye1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9483430\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/zuckerdestroyye1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Former CNN President Jeffrey Adam \u2018Jeff\u2019 Zucker gives a speach on the first day of the Mobile World Congress (MWC) on February 26, 2018 in Barcelona. (LLUIS GENE\/AFP\/Getty Images)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>The good news is that even though we all knew CNN+ was going to fail, that foreknowledge has in no way dampened the pleasure of watching it fail. That\u2019s what you call a win-win\u2014that\u2019s what you call proof of God\u2019s love, even for a sinner like myself.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s truly hilarious about CNN+ is that CNN+ doesn\u2019t even offer CNN. Actually, that kind of sounds like a bonus\u2026<\/p>\n<p>What I mean is that if you\u2019re stupid enough to subscribe to CNN+, you don\u2019t have access to CNN. Yes(!), you still have to pay for cable TV if you want to watch CNN. All you get on CNN+ are shows hosted by the smuggest, self-righteous, intolerant, bigoted assholes on TV: Brian Stelter, Jake Tapper, Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper, Wolf Blitzer, and Chris Wallace.<\/p>\n<p>So CNN+ is itself fake news. It\u2019s such fake news that CNN+ isn\u2019t even <em>CNN+.<\/em> There is no <em>CNN<\/em> at CNN+. Just a lot of bad television shows starring smug liars.<\/p>\n<p>CNN is so desperate to lie to you; it launched an entire streaming channel that\u2019s a big, fat lie.<\/p>\n<p>Now that my hands are warmed by this glorious dumpster fire, I will enjoy my breakfast.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Follow John Nolte on Twitter <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NolteNC\"><strong><em>@NolteNC<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>. <em>Follow his Facebook Page <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/JohnNolteNC\/?skip_nax_wizard=true\"><strong><em>here<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong><em>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cInvestment in CNN+,\u00a0the streaming service\u00a0launched\u00a0two weeks ago, is expected to be cut dramatically in response to low adoption,\u201d reports the far-left Axios. \u201cThe new company leadership\u00a0has yet to decide the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":498,"featured_media":1897487,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1432669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/498"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1432669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432669\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1897487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1432669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1432669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1432669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}