{"id":1424309,"date":"2022-04-07T15:45:50","date_gmt":"2022-04-07T19:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1424309"},"modified":"2022-04-07T15:45:53","modified_gmt":"2022-04-07T19:45:53","slug":"free-beacon-poetry-cafe-presents-what-is-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/free-beacon-poetry-cafe-presents-what-is-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Beacon Poetry Caf\u00e9 Presents: \u2018What Is a Woman?\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">18<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Ffree-beacon-poetry-cafe-presents-what-is-a-woman%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1424309&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"article-category\"><a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/parody\/\">Parody<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-excerpt\">Published in honor of Ketanji Brown Jackson&#8217;s SCOTUS confirmation<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-thumbnail-container relative lg:mr-24 w-full my-4 mb-8\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n<p>\t\t\t<span class=\"text-gray text-xs md:text-lg\"><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/author\/biff-diddle\/\" title=\"Posts by Biff Diddle\" class=\"author url fn text-red-700\" rel=\"author\">Biff Diddle<\/a> \u2022 April 7, 2022 3:30 pm<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><em>Editor&#8217;s Note: <\/em>Washington Free Beacon <i>ombudsman Biff Diddle recently submitted the following poem as part of his\u00a0adult education coursework at University College Isle of Man. It was inspired by Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson&#8217;s inability to define the word &#8220;woman&#8221; during her Senate <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/courts\/watch-all-the-must-see-moments-from-ketanji-brown-jacksons-confirmation-hearings\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">confirmation hearings<\/a>. Enjoy!\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<h2><strong>what is a woman?<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>a word like &#8220;woman&#8221; needs<\/p>\n<p>neither context nor degree<\/p>\n<p>in english or biology<\/p>\n<p>to\u00a0cop a feeling<\/p>\n<p>of its meaning<\/p>\n<p>to believe<\/p>\n<p>is seeing. . .<\/p>\n<p>when her bosom heaves<\/p>\n<p>and body writhes sublimely<\/p>\n<p>tickled pink as orchid leaves<\/p>\n<p>unleashed on linen sheets<\/p>\n<p>skin slithers glistening<\/p>\n<p>lascivious obscene<\/p>\n<p>serenity achieving<\/p>\n<p>heavy breathing<\/p>\n<p>every breath<\/p>\n<p>believing. . .<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;woman&#8221; is a word with meaning<\/p>\n<p>never mind the word &#8220;competing&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>college tries and cheap regalia<\/p>\n<p>races &#8220;won&#8221; by <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/campus\/upenn-womens-swimmers-protest-transgender-teammate\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">cheating<\/a><\/p>\n<p>chiseled deltoids<\/p>\n<p>clashing genitalia<\/p>\n<p>feats beyond comparing<\/p>\n<p>swimsuits scintillate unsparing<\/p>\n<p>fairness flouted in a sheath of shame<\/p>\n<p>difference dwindles our sanity same<\/p>\n<p>words are for nerds it&#8217;s only a <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/media\/republican-kicked-off-twitter-for-saying-womens-sports-are-for-women\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">game<\/a><\/p>\n<p>pathological cosplay deranged<\/p>\n<p>democrats in disarray<\/p>\n<p>trust the science<\/p>\n<p>we believe. . .<\/p>\n<p>a word like &#8220;woman&#8221; needs<\/p>\n<p>no place in history between<\/p>\n<p>the dawn of time and generation z<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2026the world and me<\/em> and <em>white fragility<\/em><\/p>\n<p>the suffragettes&#8217; insufferable supremacy<\/p>\n<p>the <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/media\/journalism-fail\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">racist<\/a> notoriety of r.b.g. yas kween<\/p>\n<p>sojourner truth for what it&#8217;s worth<\/p>\n<p>a reckless unrepentant t.e.r.f.<\/p>\n<p>whereas real heroes strive<\/p>\n<p>to cancel comedy<\/p>\n<p>to will a world<\/p>\n<p>where boys give birth<\/p>\n<p>and menstruate mightily<\/p>\n<p>dominate the pool and jeopardy<\/p>\n<p>we&#8217;ll clap our hands and call it &#8220;equity&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>wither femininity we&#8217;ll teach the world to sing<\/p>\n<p>lampoons of lin-manuel miranda&#8217;s latinx <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/democrats\/nancy-pelosi-white-supremacist\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">apostasy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>the loudest voices get a fucking ivy league <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/campus\/hundreds-of-yale-law-students-disrupt-bipartisan-free-speech-event\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">degree<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and gender-neutral sex dolls for &#8220;anxiety&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>executives in training corporate simps<\/p>\n<p>for china&#8217;s muslim genocide<\/p>\n<p>designer slave providers<\/p>\n<p>but at least they<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t say<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>say<\/p>\n<p>gay&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2022 Raw Dog Media, Inc. 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