{"id":1128294,"date":"2021-12-17T11:58:56","date_gmt":"2021-12-17T16:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1128294"},"modified":"2021-12-17T11:59:02","modified_gmt":"2021-12-17T16:59:02","slug":"spider-man-no-way-home-review-a-woke-free-blast-of-fan-service-and-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/spider-man-no-way-home-review-a-woke-free-blast-of-fan-service-and-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"&#039;Spider-Man: No Way Home&#039; Review: A Woke-Free Blast of Fan Service and Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">26<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fspider-man-no-way-home-review-a-woke-free-blast-of-fan-service-and-fun%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1128294&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p class=\"subheading\"><em>Spider-Man: No Way Home<\/em> is about to make fools out of every fake entertainment \u201cjournalist\u201d who\u2019s blamed all these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/entertainment\/2021\/12\/14\/nolte-woke-west-side-story-flopped-all-over-the-world\/\">woketard flops<\/a> on the China Flu pandemic. Not only was my 4 p.m. screening packed to the rafters, not only did the audience explode into applause at least a half-dozen times (word of mouth is going to propel this sucker into outer space), but after it was over, the theater lobby was packed, unlike anything I\u2019ve seen since <em>Avengers: Endgame<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Newsflash: If you make a decent movie that seeks to entertain and move \u2014 instead of lecture and shame \u2014 we will show up. <em>Spider-Man: No Way Home<\/em> does precisely that. You will not only have a great time at the movies again, but there\u2019s no gay, transsexual, or racial nonsense. This movie is about only one thing: <em>Delivering the goods.<\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"D-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"gmxrevmore\" class=\"H\"><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>Watch below:&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME - Official Teaser Trailer (HD)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rt-2cxAiPJk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p>\n<p><em>No Way Home<\/em> picks up where 2019\u2019s <em>Spider-Man: Far From Home<\/em> left off. Thanks to Mysterio, the world now knows that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. In our media-saturated climate, this immediately makes life impossible, not only for Peter but for his friends and loved ones.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B2\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<p>Feeling guilty over ruining everyone\u2019s life, Peter seeks out Doctor Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) and asks him to cast a spell that will make the world forget he\u2019s Spider-Man. But thanks to Peter\u2019s immaturity, the spell goes horribly awry, opens up the Marvel multiverse, and out steps some very satisfying and well-executed fan service.<\/p>\n<p>While I was never bored, the first 40 minutes or so barely hung on. There\u2019s a ton of story to set up, a lot of pipe to lay but whenever things threaten to get tedious or frantic, just in time, the story rallies to save itself. After those 40 minutes, once the actual story-story launches, everything\u2019s pure pleasure, even the effects-laden climax \u2014 which is where my eyes tend to glaze over in these things. At one point, the moment where the audience went especially nuts, I even got a little emotional.<\/p>\n<p><em>No Way Home<\/em> doesn\u2019t only entertain with an embrace of the past. It dabbles in monster-sized themes that surprise and gives you something to chew on. This is a movie about two things: second chances and self-sacrifice. In a nod to Tobey Maguire\u2019s original <em>Spider-Man<\/em> trilogy, there\u2019s even a flattering reference to America and Americanism with respect to those second chances.<\/p>\n<p><em>This<\/em> is how you make movies. <em>This<\/em> is how Hollywood used to make movies. No lectures. No shaming. No woke violations of human nature. The cast is multi-ethnic, and race is never an issue, which is what life is like in the real world, as opposed to Twitter and cable news.<\/p>\n<p><em>No Way Home<\/em> is also a gift to Zendaya, the young actress who plays M.J. \u2014 Peter\u2019s girlfriend. In the previous two <em>Spider-Man<\/em> installments, she wasn\u2019t a character. Instead, she was a woke identity. She was obnoxious and unattractive \u2014 you know like your first wife is obnoxious and unattractive. With unappealing roles like that, Zendaya\u2019s shelf-life as a star was close to zero. <em>No Way Home<\/em> is the first time I\u2019ve seen her in something where she\u2019s allowed to be warm, charming, and likable. With more performances like this one, she might have a chance at a real career.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B3\" class=\"a8d adSo\"><\/figure>\n<div id=\"attachment_19171290\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" readability=\"34\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/screen-shot-2021-11-16-at-8-36-43-pm-1637113590.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19171290\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/screen-shot-2021-11-16-at-8-36-43-pm-1637113590.png\" alt width=\"1920\" height=\"794\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Tom Holland, Zendaya, and Jacob Batalon in \u201cSpiderman: No Way Home.\u201d (Columbia Pictures)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Being non-woke doesn\u2019t mean <em>Far From Home<\/em> has nothing to say. Quite the opposite. The difference, though, is that the story speaks to us,&nbsp;<em>all of us, <\/em>in the way art is supposed to speak. The themes are universal, the characters are relatable, the emotions real, and the filmmaker\u2019s desire to put on a show infectious\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Watch the box office on this one. And then watch the entertainment media squirm to explain why, in the age of the Omicron variant, the non-woke <em>Far From Home<\/em> will probably make more money in one week than the worketard <em>Black Widow<\/em> and woketard <em>Eternals<\/em> did during their entire run. Hell, <em>Far From Home <\/em>will probably make more money on its opening night \u2014 <em>one night<\/em> \u2014 than the woketard <em>West Side Story<\/em> will throughout its entire run.<\/p>\n<p>Lol.<\/p>\n<p>All this talk about how moviegoing is dead simply isn\u2019t true. Americans want to fall in love with the movies again. We want to laugh and cheer with each other again. The shared experience of a movie theater is irreplaceable. We are dying to return to the movies, but not if it means being insulted and shamed, or creeped out by sexual deviancy, or worried about having to explain to our children why two hairy guys just exchanged body fluids.<\/p>\n<p>You want our business? Stop with the propaganda. Return to making art. If you don\u2019t, you will have killed the greatest artistic medium in the history of mankind: the moving picture.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Follow John Nolte on Twitter <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NolteNC\"><strong><em>@NolteNC<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>. <em>Follow his Facebook Page <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/JohnNolteNC\/?skip_nax_wizard=true\"><strong><em>here<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong><em>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spider-Man: No Way Home is about to make fools out of every fake entertainment \u201cjournalist\u201d who\u2019s blamed all these woketard flops on the China Flu pandemic. 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