{"id":1060706,"date":"2021-11-27T22:58:33","date_gmt":"2021-11-28T03:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1060706"},"modified":"2021-11-27T22:58:35","modified_gmt":"2021-11-28T03:58:35","slug":"charles-hurt-happy-thanksgiving-from-bidenland-where-the-highs-arent-possible-without-the-lows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/charles-hurt-happy-thanksgiving-from-bidenland-where-the-highs-arent-possible-without-the-lows\/","title":{"rendered":"Charles Hurt: Happy Thanksgiving from Bidenland, Where the Highs Aren&#039;t Possible Without the Lows"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">28<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fcharles-hurt-happy-thanksgiving-from-bidenland-where-the-highs-arent-possible-without-the-lows%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1060706&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/AP_20226455548582-640x335-1.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\" \/><\/div>\n<p class=\"subheading\">TIGHTSQUEEZE, Virginia \u2014 As the great philosopher-poet Bret Michaels taught us, every rose has its thorn.<\/p>\n<p>Every night has its dawn.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"D-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"gmxrevmore\" class=\"H\"><\/figure>\n<p>Every Cowboy sings his sad, sad song.<\/p>\n<p>The highs in life are not possible without the lows. Love is not possible without the sting of pain. And joy is impossible without hardship.<\/p>\n<p>So, this year, let\u2019s all give thanks for the presidency of&nbsp;Joe Biden.<\/p>\n<p>It has been nearly a half-century since we last saw gas lines and families worried over whether they could afford to heat their homes or put food on the table for&nbsp;Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B2\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<p>Every few times in a century, it is important for Americans to have a crash course in economics \u2014 lest we forget to appreciate how truly lucky we are to live in America, this land of bounty and endless opportunity.<\/p>\n<p>We are sure due for another class in stagflation.<\/p>\n<div id=\"div-gpt-ad-in-article-0\" data-google-query-id=\"COyBtbyIuvQCFZIQrQYdUp4O2w\" readability=\"34\">\n<p>Not since the great Georgia peanut economist Jimmy Carter was in the&nbsp;White House&nbsp;have we talked this much about inflation. New polling shows a staggering 77% of Americans agree that inflation is upon us and threatening to ruin their&nbsp;Thanksgiving&nbsp;and Christmas.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>The other 23% are in college.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps most troubling for President&nbsp;Biden&nbsp;and Vice President&nbsp;Kamala Harris&nbsp;\u2014&nbsp;his&nbsp;insurance policy against the 25th Amendment \u2014 is that 57% blame Mr.&nbsp;Biden&nbsp;for this sudden economic malaise.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Jimmy Carter, now is also a good time to give thanks that it was Jimmy Carter who faced off against the blood-thirsty bunny rabbits and not&nbsp;Joe Biden. Can you imagine? President&nbsp;Biden&nbsp;would have surely been slain by those furry villains.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B3\" class=\"a8d adSo\"><\/figure>\n<p>Gas prices. Inflation. Sweaters indoors. It\u2019s high time we remind ourselves how much we appreciate the simpler things in life.<\/p>\n<p>It is true that history repeats itself, especially for morons who refuse to learn it. But history always repeats itself with little alterations, personal signatures by the morons who force us to repeat it. The bigger the moron, the bigger the alteration.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"D-ROS-B2\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<p>So while&nbsp;Joe Biden&nbsp;blundered into a crash course in stagflation,&nbsp;he&nbsp;asked himself: \u201cHow can I really put my imprint on this? How can I distinguish this economic morass from the one Jimmy Carter gave us?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a tough question. How do you top ferocious bunny rabbits, gas lines, sweaters indoors, and hopeless American hostages in Iran?<\/p>\n<p>Well,&nbsp;Joe Biden&nbsp;didn\u2019t spend 50 years in Washington to learn absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B4\" class=\"a8d adSo\"><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cHow about I crash the supply chain!\u201d&nbsp;he&nbsp;exclaimed to a potted plant on the patio outside the Oval Office just before Secret Service stepped in and wrestled the plant to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Sitting at home preparing for&nbsp;his&nbsp;next Sunday school lecture, Jimmy Carter kicked himself. \u201cWhy didn\u2019t I think of that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Of course, nobody has more to be thankful for than&nbsp;Joe Biden&nbsp;himself. Somehow&nbsp;he&nbsp;managed to stumble into the only profession on the planet in the only town in the world where it is apparently impossible to be fired from.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, seriously. Is there any other job on earth where somebody can be this bad for this long and still have a paying job?<\/p>\n<p>Also, Mr.&nbsp;Biden&nbsp;can give thanks for the communist nation of China. Without China, the world would not have had the pandemic that got&nbsp;him&nbsp;elected president.<\/p>\n<p>Also,&nbsp;he&nbsp;can give thanks for&nbsp;his&nbsp;son, who is very industrious when it comes to the communist government of China. Also, that son shares&nbsp;his&nbsp;banking account with&nbsp;his&nbsp;father. If that\u2019s not family values, I don\u2019t know what is!<\/p>\n<p>Most of all, Mr.&nbsp;Biden&nbsp;can give thanks for the media, which is still hilariously covering for the old coot.<\/p>\n<p>They are in full lecture mode about how all this inflation and high gas prices are not&nbsp;Joe Biden\u2019s fault. Anyway, they say, suck it up.<\/p>\n<p>This&nbsp;Thanksgiving, skip the turkey! Take up a collection to charge your family for dinner! Not only will you raise a little coin, but you might also dissuade some from coming to dinner in the first place!<\/p>\n<p>These people really are rotten monsters.<\/p>\n<p>But there is another thing that we can all give thanks for alongside&nbsp;Joe Biden.<\/p>\n<p>Standing there in the wings, right beside&nbsp;him, with&nbsp;her&nbsp;little ceremonial office in the&nbsp;White House, is a stunning reminder that as bad as&nbsp;Joe Biden&nbsp;is, it really could be so much worse.<\/p>\n<p>Kamala Harris.<\/p>\n<p>Just last week, Mr.&nbsp;Biden&nbsp;went to the doctor.&nbsp;His&nbsp;doctor put Mr.&nbsp;Biden&nbsp;under the gas for a colonoscopy, according to the&nbsp;White House. And for 83 terrifying minutes, Ms.&nbsp;Harris&nbsp;was acting president \u2014 a period that will be known for the rest of history as \u201cthe colonoscopy presidency.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So, America, count your blessings. It really could be so much worse. And please, Dear God, keep the bunnies and potted plants away from the Oval Office!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2022 Charles Hurt is the opinion editor at the Washington Times.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TIGHTSQUEEZE, Virginia \u2014 As the great philosopher-poet Bret Michaels taught us, every rose has its thorn. Every night has its dawn.  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