{"id":1059691,"date":"2021-11-27T13:29:02","date_gmt":"2021-11-27T18:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1059691"},"modified":"2021-11-27T13:29:05","modified_gmt":"2021-11-27T18:29:05","slug":"nolte-im-thankful-thanksgiving-offends-all-the-worst-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/nolte-im-thankful-thanksgiving-offends-all-the-worst-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Nolte: I&#039;m Thankful Thanksgiving Offends All the Worst People"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">18<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fnolte-im-thankful-thanksgiving-offends-all-the-worst-people%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1059691&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p class=\"subheading\">Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. Turkey, stuffing, pie, four-day weekend\u2026 What\u2019s not to love? But what makes Thanksgiving especially enjoyable are all the neurotic and narcissistic whiners who use the holiday to pretend they\u2019re not Nazis.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody stole your land, you godless crybaby.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"D-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"gmxrevmore\" class=\"H\"><\/figure>\n<p>Nobody slaughtered you or anyone you know, you squealing little gerbil.<\/p>\n<p>Why don\u2019t you cry some more, bitch, while I add another dollop of whipped cream onto this fat slice of sweet potato pie.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it\u2019s these whiners who remind me of just how good life is in America.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B2\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<p>Imagine a country where life is so good that the only thing a bunch of overprivileged, simpering little bitches have to bitch about is shit that happened 150 years ago to people they don\u2019t know and are not related to.<\/p>\n<p>That sounds like a pretty great country to me.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine a country so great that the only thing these professional, all-about-me moaners can find to moan about (when they\u2019re not manufacturing race hoaxes) is stuff that happened so long ago Joe Biden doesn\u2019t remember it. Of course, Joe Biden can\u2019t remember why he\u2019s on the toilet, so that might not be the best example.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that sounds like a pretty great country to me.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine a country so great that the professional grousers are not only forced to look back hundreds of years but forced to lie about what happened hundreds of years ago \u2014 this absurd lie that no one in North America was stealing land or enslaving or exploiting the environment until the honkies arrived.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B3\" class=\"a8d adSo\"><\/figure>\n<div id=\"attachment_12041357\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" readability=\"32\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/pilgrims-plymouth-getty.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12041357\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/pilgrims-plymouth-getty.jpg\" alt width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hulton Archive\/Getty Images<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>C\u2019mon, is this a great country, or what?<\/p>\n<p>And where do all these plaintive cries emanate from every November? From smug, self-righteous babies who are themselves sitting on <em>stolen land<\/em>; from overeducated, well-to-do, pompous losers who have yet to sell their iPhones, MacBooks, or the car daddy bought them and hand those reparations to the \u201cindigenous peoples.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My favorite part about these self-satisfied, overindulged, busybody fascists is how they want us to forget that all the horrors heaped upon the American Indian came from one place: the federal government. And what do these same silver-spooned, emotionally damaged, infantile Thanksgiving-haters all want? They want this very same federal government in charge of our health care and banking; they want a federal police force to end rural America. They want us all disarmed and put on a Trail of Tears as we\u2019re herded onto the federal reservation of \u201cGreen Utopia\u201d and forced to eat bugs, drink our own piss, and live in 200 square feet of \u201cSustainability.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And after that happens, you can bet that these oh-so compassionate, Thanksgiving-haters will themselves staff the <em>Bureau of MAGA Affairs<\/em> to ensure our religion, language, culture, and way of life are raped and destroyed as they \u201ccivilize\u201d our children and us into good little modern progressives.<\/p>\n<p>Yessir, the people offended over Thanksgiving are all a bunch of miserable Nazis, and knowing miserable Nazis are incapable of enjoying this beautiful holiday puts only joy in heart\u2026 And that\u2019s why&nbsp;Columbus Day is my second favorite holiday.<\/p>\n<p>God bless America.<\/p>\n<p>God bless Western Civilization.<\/p>\n<p><em>Follow John Nolte on Twitter <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NolteNC\"><em>@NolteNC<\/em><\/a>. <em>Follow his Facebook Page <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/JohnNolteNC\/?skip_nax_wizard=true\"><em>here<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. 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