{"id":1051865,"date":"2021-11-24T12:14:03","date_gmt":"2021-11-24T17:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1051865"},"modified":"2021-11-24T12:14:07","modified_gmt":"2021-11-24T17:14:07","slug":"the-official-guide-to-surviving-thanksgiving-with-your-insufferably-woke-relatives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/the-official-guide-to-surviving-thanksgiving-with-your-insufferably-woke-relatives\/","title":{"rendered":"The Official Guide To Surviving Thanksgiving With Your Insufferably Woke Relatives"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">22<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fthe-official-guide-to-surviving-thanksgiving-with-your-insufferably-woke-relatives%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1051865&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/thanksgiving1.png\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\" \/><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s that <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/blog\/guest-column-how-to-talk-to-your-pansy-marxist-nephew-at-thanksgiving\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">time of year<\/a> again, folks. Hardworking everyday Americans are under assault. The woke libs, the ChiComs, and their journalist allies are colluding to befoul your Thanksgiving holiday with anti-freedom talking points and other extremist propaganda. I&#8217;m here to help <em>you<\/em> make sure that doesn&#8217;t happen. Give them an inch, and they&#8217;ll take our guns, our trucks, our Truck Nutz\u2122, and everything else we hold dear.<\/p>\n<p>The first step to surviving Thanksgiving with your obnoxious libtard relatives is knowing thy enemy. We must familiarize ourselves with the perverted &#8220;woke&#8221; terminology they learned while studying for their worthless degree in climate justice studies. It&#8217;s technically English, but will sound like a bunch of gibberish to the untrained ear. Please acquaint yourselves with the following words and phrases:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1619 Project <\/strong>\u2014 A work of racism-themed historical fan-fiction published in the <em>New York Times<\/em>. It has been criticized by prominent historians, including one who was hired by the <em>Times<\/em> to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/magazine\/2020\/03\/06\/1619-project-new-york-times-mistake-122248\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fact-check<\/a> the project, but whose concerns were ultimately ignored.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Anthony Huber and Joseph Rosenbaum are heroes&#8221;&nbsp;<\/strong>\u2014 Roughly translated: &#8220;I am very angry about the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, despite knowing essentially nothing about the actual facts of the case. I just know that Kyle Rittenhouse was acquitted after fatally shooting Joseph Rosenbaum and Anthony Huber in self-defense. I am unaware that Huber\u2014who might have been black [he wasn&#8217;t], I&#8217;m not sure\u2014was chasing Rittenhouse and hit him with a skateboard, or that he was convicted of domestic abuse, or that he served time in prison for choking his own brother. I am similarly unaware that Rosenbaum was a registered sex offender who served 14 years in prison for child molestation. Again, I don&#8217;t really know anything about the case beyond a general sense that I should be angry about it because of racism, so I am.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Adulting <\/strong>\u2014 Word used by millennials to congratulate themselves for doing a basic task, e.g., washing their sheets, going to the dentist, or paying their own cell phone bill.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brian Stelter<\/strong> \u2014 Potato-shaped man and professional Fox News watcher for CNN, a Democratic-aligned news network.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Critical Race Theory isn&#8217;t taught in schools!&#8221;<\/strong> \u2014 Roughly translated: &#8220;I don&#8217;t have kids, and would never send them to public school, but reliable pundits have assured me this is just a right-wing talking point. Even if it was being taught in schools, would that be so bad?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Do the work!&#8221; <\/strong>\u2014 Roughly translated: &#8220;I am outraged. After posting a black square on my Instagram account, I purchased a copy of Robin DiAngelo&#8217;s <em>White Fragility<\/em>. I haven&#8217;t actually gotten around to reading it, and I don&#8217;t know enough to explain why what you just said is racist, but it was. You need to educate yourself by reading works of antiracist literature, such as <em>White<\/em> <em>Fragility<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Football<\/strong> \u2014 Soccer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Greta Thunberg<\/strong> \u2014 Former child celebrity and professional <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/blog\/greta-thunberg-truancy-arrest\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">truant<\/a> who screams about so-called climate change.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Imposter Syndrome <\/strong>\u2014 Similar to &#8220;adulting,&#8221; a made-up disorder used to describe how millennials feel upon confronting the real world, perhaps for the first time in their entire lives.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Latinx <\/strong>\u2014 (l\u0259-\u02c8t\u0113-\u02ccneks) This made-up word is often used in conversations between college-educated white people to signal their profound commitment to inclusive dialogue. It refers to people of Latin American heritage, the <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/culture\/just-3-percent-of-hispanics-call-themselves-latinx\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">vast majority<\/a> of whom have never heard of it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LeBron James<\/strong> \u2014 Overrated professional basketball player who simps for China.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Literally <\/strong>\u2014 Figuratively.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mansplain <\/strong>\u2014 A form of ad hominem attack, this term is frequently invoked when a man has just corrected or is in the process of correcting a woman who has just said something wrong or ill-informed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Person With A Penis Affected By The Justice System \u2014<\/strong> A male felon, e.g., <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/democrats\/meet-progressive-da-behind-waukesha-bail-catastrophe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Darrell Edward Brooks Jr<\/a>. or <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/that-time-the-media-dubbed-michael-avenatti-savior-of-the-republic\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Michael Avenatti<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Stop complaining about gas prices&#8221;<\/strong> \u2014 &#8220;I don&#8217;t own a car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>TikTok <\/strong>\u2014 Chinese spyware.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WNBA <\/strong>\u2014 Professional basketball league for women.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;When I lived in Spain\u2026&#8221; <\/strong>\u2014 &#8220;When I spent almost three weeks in Madrid on a study abroad program.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Whiteness<\/strong> \u2014 Imaginary disease afflicting people of all races who disagree with journalists and other liberal activists. For example: Sen. <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/media\/washington-post-tim-scott\/\">Tim Scott<\/a> (R., S.C.) and Lt. Gov. <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/media\/democratic-racism-scandal\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Winsome Sears<\/a> (R., Va.).<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Yes, Pete Buttigieg and Kamala Harris are perfectly likable.&#8221;<\/strong> \u2014 &#8220;Please help me find meaning in my life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zionist <\/strong>\u2014 Blanket term used to describe opponents of anti-Semitism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again, folks. Hardworking everyday Americans are under assault. The woke libs, the ChiComs, and their journalist allies are colluding to befoul your Thanksgiving holiday with &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":310,"featured_media":2315279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1051865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/310"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1051865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051865\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2315279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1051865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1051865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1051865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}