Democrats’ Faux-Masculinity Superhero Tim Walz Implodes

Tim Walz dropping out of Minnesota’s gubernatorial race hearkens back to the early days of the Harris-Walz 2024 ticket. Less than a week after Kamala Harris secured the Democrat presidential nomination, she selected Walz as her running mate. In Democrats’ imagination, the Minnesota governor would magically sweep the working class, rural voters, and men into the fold like Joe Biden 2.0, all while serving as the Democrat model of manhood — an obsequious, plushie personality nearly entirely feminine in nature, with a few accoutrements of manhood tacked on. Mercifully, the plan failed, along with the Harris-Walz candidacy.

The leftist faux man failed then too, with Trump winning men by a wide margin, but Walz’s resignation from the race for governor is the formal confirmation of that failure, the last sputter in his puttering tenure as Dem comic book star. Democrats won’t let go of their perverted concept of manhood, but it’s a bust as a political tool.

Notably, the welfare fraud dumpster fire that finally sank Walz is really a feature, not a bug, of leftist masculinity. Filled with “compassion” and “Minnesota nice,” Walz oversaw the shoveling of billions of dollars into the coffers of Minnesota’s Somali population, and even on his way out, he touted a new welfare program rife with more fraud opportunities. But that’s exactly what the ideal leftist man does. Forking over taxpayer dollars, whether to spoon-feed the insatiable appetite of “empathy” or atone for colonialist escapades (U.S. or otherwise), is an essential duty. To do so to any lesser degree — even to benefit U.S. citizens — is a cardinal sin that will ostensibly lead to the deaths of millions.

As Democrats’ apex male protagonist, Walz engaged performatively in numerous other activities, such as installing tampons in men’s bathrooms. He also pushed through legislative revisions removing protections for babies born alive after failed abortions — in a state where babies so-called “doctors” tried to kill were already being left to die anyway. He also signed off on driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants, along with taxpayer-funded health care (a measure he’s since repealed). He made Minnesota a sanctuary state for trans-identifying children, inserting himself in parent-child relationships as a fierce proponent of permanent bodily mutilation. Less significantly, Walz spent the 2024 campaign overzealously hurrahing Harris like an insecure male cheerleader desperate not to steal her thunder.

As shocking as it sounds to anyone with a faint grasp on reality, pundits really thought the shotgun-fumbling, military-service-exaggerating, incompetent governor would give men an excuse to vote for Harris as president. In truth, Walz was and is just the real-life politician version of the DNC-lab-generated men in this infamous political ad. He exists as a manifestation of what Democrats think a man should be, like an underpowered inflatable flapping in the wind.

Viewed from another angle, Walz is not unlike the fake Jesus figure Democrats are fond of trotting out whenever they want to make moral pronouncements or wallow in righteous indignation. Two joints into a trip, this hippie “Jesus” is busy shuttling mothers of babies with Down syndrome to abortion facilities while railing against the use of the “R word.” Too weak to clear a temple, he showers “compassion” on the special interest groups Democrat politicians are courting while preaching their moral superiority and offering a cold shoulder to victims of crime, fraud, and illegal immigration.

In other words, Walz is the paradigmatic Democrat male — and the opposite of what a man should be. In an ideal world, his political implosion would bring a definite end to Minnesota’s welfare fraud grift and leftism’s faux masculinity, but whether it will do so remains to be seen.